Male/Teen Female

Kids Revenge (1)

After a night on the beer a guy finds his sister in his bed. By the end of the night another sister joins them. In the morning the third sister gets in his bed. Then all four of them exact revenge on their mother. Father then gets the three girls.

THE MAID SHIFT

It was a hot July morning and I was just getting up. I skipped work so I was home all by my self. With nothing to do I got cleaned up and sat down in front of the T.V. with my breakfast. After breakfast I went to get a pack of cigarettes, I’ve got a habit of smoking after meals. I find that it completely relaxes me and I feel pretty good. Anyway I came out of my place and made my way to the closest store. On my way back I noticed a feminine figure go pass me, it was the neighbors maid. Now the neighbors maid, is really hot. She the kinda maid that everyone has fantasized about and wants to keep. She is not older than myself, 20 and her body is just prefect her breasts are the most beautiful pair of breasts that I have ever seen and a slit that’s wet almost all the time. She’s a 34 D but believe me, you will have to see her tits to believe. They needed no kind of support, they stood all by they own round luscious pair of flesh with nipples dark brown almost half an inch out. And that ass well, what can I say perfectly shaped like a heart and when she moved, her ass would sway from one side to the other. She was all around very hot. I had used to watch her a lot back when I was in high school, she used to come with her mom back then. I’ve flirted with her a couple of times as well, but never thought much of it. After all I had a girl friend and all and I didn’t want her to get the wrong impression, me and my girlfriend well what can I say we’ve have been going steady for some time now, we’ve got a very open kinda relationship with each other, that is we tell each other everything, be it good or bad. She has indeed put up with my shit as well, but then again so have I. We both love each other very much, and have found ways to satisfy our thirst/hunger for sex, she masterbates when I am away and I well with the bad boy repo I got, I go out have a quick session with someone else. She knows all about it and is kool about it as well, coz she knows that my love for her is endless, and I will not stop loving her. But she takes good care of me when we are together, as do I.
Anyway coming back to the story, she as in Anita (the maid) passed me and then turned around and saw me looking at her ass. I looked up at her and got a little embarrassed, wondering that she must be thinking what a pervert I am.
She just simply smiled and walked to the neighbors house and rang the bell, I passed her still watching her body move. Before she went into the house she gave a dirty / wicked grin and there was this sparkle in her eyes that I had never seen before. She bit on her lower lip and shut the door. I went back home thinking what the hell just happened. I mean I used to do a little flirting with her before but I never received such a response from her ever.
Back home I lit a fag and was trying to figure out what just happened, when it hit me, maybe she was ready now or maybe all the flirting I did with her in the pass is taking effect now. “Ohh cmmon that’s just stupid, its impossible that after so long she has now taken a liking to me” I thought. “But then again it could be that she liked my flirting back then also but didn’t say anything, because she wasn’t sure of her feelings or wasn’t sure how I would react or perhaps it could be that I stopped the flirting way to early with her coz I was not getting response from her”. What ever is was I could not figure it out exactly. What was up with her?? So I decided to play the game till the end and see what happens. It was not that my girlfriend would not know about it coz there are no secrets amongst us, and since she was in some college on the other side of the country, and we would hardly ever see each other, we would talk over the phone and all, but the sexual tension in me just kept building and building, as I don’t believe or you could say that I don’t like masterbation, I have wanked off a couple of times but thats only in very rare cases. I always had my girlfriend around me to help me out. But now that she was away, and I had to find some way to relive myself. Comparing all the circumstances I needed a fuck real bad!!
I knew what had to be done and I also knew what time Anita leaves my neighbors house. So basically I had formulated a plan. I checked on a few essentials (i.e. drinks, beer and condoms), after which I headed outside and hopefully get Anita back to my place.
Anita was 15 minutes late as per her daily routine, and I began to wonder if haven’t already missed her or something, but as soon as that thought entered my mind, I saw Anita coming out from the neighbors door. I was a little scared thinking what if Anita took it in a different way like what if she accuses me of being a sex offender, or accuses me of trying to rape her or something. After all I didn’t know her or even get to know her at all. These thoughts and many more were going through my mind. But when Anita came out of the house and took a few steps out, our eyes made contact. And from the looks of it I think that was totally game, coz her face completely lit up. She gave me a cute smile and began walking towards my place. I smiled back and made facial signs indicating towards my front door. Anita stopped while still looking at me, a little bit of hesitation appeared on her face, then she bite down on her lower lip and walked rite up to me. I was smiling at my success when Anita pushed herself up into me and gave me a passion filled kiss, if I wasn’t leaning back on the door post I would have fallen, taking her along with me. She then finally breaks of her kiss and moves up to my ear bites my ear lobe and whispers “long time no see STUD, where have u been” to which I replied “Ohh . . . I’ve been around” and I gave her a small peck.
“So are we going to go in or are we going to fuck outside here” Anita said, to be honest I was a bit surprised to see Anita talk like that, never before have I heard her say something like that, DAMN IT I have been waiting so long for her to give me some kinda sign and now after so long she finally does. WOW . .
Anyway I lead her in and closed the door, but the minute I did that and turned Anita was all over me. She kissing and biting my neck, she even stuck her tongue out and ran it from the underneath of my chin almost up to my ear. I guess Anita was really turned on. Then we locked into a 5 min French in which her tongue was exploring insides of my mouth as if it was looking for something. I broke off this time and told her to slower down. “ We have all the time in the world sweety, you want something to drink?” She looked a little confused as to why I broke of the kiss, but I wanted this moment to be a memorable one for her, that whenever she dreams of me or dreams of having sex, her thoughts will bring her back to this moment. Now getting myself to say “We have all the time in the world was harder than it seemed” but it had to be done. Or else the all the fun I planned would go to waste.
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Nuffy

This is a true story name were changed. This story is long because I was raped or molested almost daily so I have a lot to recount.
Hi my name is nuffy this is the story of my life. I lived with my mom , brother and stepfather. My mom remarried my stepfather when I was a year old so we was the only father I knew. I was molested and raped all my life by my stepfather and it ruined my life . My first memory was when I was about 4 years old, I was lying in my parents room watch tv with my stepdad while my mom is getting ready to go sing. I was lying next to my stepfather when I could feel his hand slip from my shoulder to my hips. I was wearing a purple and white pajama shirt and pants. I could feel him turn to me and quietly tell me to be quiet. His finger carassing my untouched pussy. Slowly passing over my clit , I got strange tingle when his fingertip would glide over my pussy. This was the first time I was touch but as I got older the abuse became worse. My stepfather or daddy as I called him was very good at hiding my abuse. He would buy we lots of clothes and toys to keep me not realizing what was happening. Till I was around six it had only being touch he would grab my budding ass when I walked by or sneak into the bathroom while I showerd and watch me till I yelled loud enough for my mom. These little things continued all through life and bacme somewhat of a norm because I brushed it off everytime. The next level was about to begin. My dad drank a little but whenever he did he would always pour some down my throath ever since I was a toddler. The abused continued it grew more frequent becuase my mom and bother worked long hours. I was around 6 I had been touch a couple of times before and didn’t really no what was happening I had no consept of sex,love,rape anything. This time I was watching tv home alone again till my dad comes through the door. He asked if anyone is home I shake my head no. He walks off to the kitchen while I watch tv my big brown eyes glued to Ytv. I jump realizing my dad siting next to me with a red bottle in his hands. He pours 2 cups he gives me one. He says its juice and to drink it. I do not know it is actually liquor. He keeps pouring me drinks and make me drink them by the 4 cups I was drunk. Being 6 ur tolerence to alchol is very low. I’m laugh at the tv when I feel his hand on my hips he pulls me toward him. I know what is comeing but my drunk little resistance is worthless. His hand is already down my pants pushing through my cotton panties into my little cunt. His finger start with the clit the other arm pull me toward him with no where to g . I stop try to fighting and just close my eyes. “Good girl” he whispers. My little hole is already invade by his big index finger, it hurts a little as it probes my virgin pussy. His breathing fastens as my pussy starts getting wet. Why am I wet? I hate this? I think to my self. Sudenly I’m throwen on my back my pink pants pulled right off before I even realize what happend. My pink hairless pussy and anus . Open, exposed I cover my face not kno what to expect. I feel a strong tingle on my pussy its wet and rough. I dare not look but couriosity got me. I open my eye to see my dad sucking on my pussy, licking every inch. Shocked I start kicking trying to escape but just end up fall of the couch onto my face. I start vomitting from the alcohol but my dad doesn’t stop he pulls my ass upwards so my face is on the ground. Still vomiting he continues licking my cunt and asshole. I try to beg him to stop but I couldn’t talk . I feel his tongue stop and him stand up straight. This when I first saw the sick man he was. He drop his pants his hard cock point at attention. He starts to masturbate, while watching his own daught vomit naked on the floor. His 7inch cock with veins all over, this my first time see my daddys cock. He laughs at me while still jacking is hard cock “That’s my girl” he says. He starts jacking off harder till I feels a load of warm goo on my ass and back.” This is daddys milk” he says. I’m still so drunk and shocked it seemed like a blur to me. He takes me up stair and starts to shower me washing the cum and vomit off before laying me in bed.
The next day I come down stair for breakfast not know if yesterday was just a bad dream. My dad acted as if nothing happened this how he kept me quiet. I didn’t say anuthing to my mom cause I was to scared. Now thinking back my father always knew he was going to use me for sex. From young he would buy revealing clothes and would buy me make up. I developed early my breast first they were already a b cup when I was only ten. I had light brown mocha skin with long black hair and big brown eyes. When a sex scene would come on in a movie my dad always made me watch. I didn’t really care for it yet I still though boys where gross. When I was 7 is when I learned what sex was. Again I was in my room it was about 11 I was sleeping until I heard my door open. It was my dad he sat by my bed and turned on my lamp. I knew that something was going to happen but not this. My dad comes under my sheets into my bed he hugs me with one hand on my breast. I start tp squirm”Don’t move ” he said firmly. I lie there as he exploers my breast pulls my little nipples. Slowly I feel my little cunny hole being rubbed and a spot of wetness grow. My dad jumps up and starts undressing. His cock hard as a rock point out my eye lock on it. He laughs” Touch it.” I sit there not know what to do, he grabs my hand a places it on the shaft. ” Hold it and stroke it” he comanded. I do as I’m told, my little hand around his cock I start to move up and down. I feel his cock twitch with excitement. His cock is so big I thought compaired to my tiny hand. I continued to strokes as my dad watches me.
“Good girl, now lie on ur back for daddy” I lie down expect to feel a finger or tongue b my father gets on the bed. He slowly pulls my pants off my round tiny bum. He hold my legs and says” This may hurt but don’t yell or ill be mad”. I nodded he spits on my cunny rubbing it all over. He leans over me I feel something hard press against my pussy. It starts to hurt more and more I can’t hold in my yelp. My father quick covers my mouth and shoves the rest of his cock in. My muffled screams just get his more hard and rough he start to fuck my cunt. The blooding dripping, tears flowing I lie there endureing his cock pound my tiny virgin hole. I feel his cock hit the back of pussy where the entrance to my womb is. He fucks me harder punching my womb with his penis. Finally after a couple mintues he pulls out and shoots his huge load all over my tummy. He gets and yells for me to go shower and clean myself. This was the first time he penetrated me but not the last. After this I decided to tell my mom I wrote her a letter say how he touched me, I never told about the rape though. My mom came to me and said” Daddy probably thought u were me baby” and that was the end. I continued be raped more and more and as time got by it got worse. I would be forced to suck his cock in the morning, he didn’t wash a lot so it smelled and tasted awful. If I tried resisiting he would slap me a couple times and shove my face down. Makeing me gag on his smelly penis was normal now I just shut up andd took it. Being a sex slave in your our home is just horrible and my dad was my master. I always tried to resist but that just got me beat. My mom knew what was happening but never tried to help.One time as I was sucking him one night my mom woke up and must have heard us. She creeped to the door. I saw her from the corner of my eye she didn’t say a word. I was kneeing with my dad holding my head buring his cock in my throat. Vomit runing down my face as I gasped for air from the relentless throat fuck. My mom just watched, not even making a sound. I was crying so hard inside. As my face continued to be fucked by my daddys cock. feel it twich I knew he was gunna shoot his cum or milk as he told me to call it. He shoved his cock extra hard down my throat shooting his cum he held my head there till all the cum was swallowed. I gasped for air swallowing his thick load know that if I swallow I won’t get slapped. My mom watched the whole thing but right as he finish cuming she ran back to her room.” Your mother saw us eh?.” I was shocked to hear this I didn’t say anything my jaw aching and my throat burned from throwing up from his cock down my throat. He makes me shower and leaves to his room.
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My New College Fetish … (Smoking)

Let me start out by telling you a little bit about myself. My name is Christy, I am 19 years old, and I have long blonde hair, blue eyes and can suck the chrome off my boyfriends ’ 1976 Chevy p

The Internet Cherry

I remember getting my first AOL Massager when I was 11 years old. I know computers were out way before then but I lived a sheltered life and it was the first time my mom even considered getting us a computer. It wasn’t long before I fell hard for the internet and everything it offered.
It all started when I got bored and found a game site where you could play board games and talk to people right there online. The chatting soon directed me to chat rooms and anyone who would talk to an 11 year old female. The normal boring life conversations soon turned into cyber sex. As I didn’t know anything about sex it all started out as questions. Some guys would get angry with me and soon leave. However, others stayed around and took the time to explain the human body to me and what all the sex parts were called. The guys that took the time to teach me soon wanted to call me and talk to me on the phone and I let them. They told me how to rub my clit and when to put a finger inside myself. I started out with a small finger and the more I played and touched the more fingers I could fit. One guy told me to use the handle of my hair brush during one of our phone chats. It felt so good inside of me!
By the time I was 12 years old I had gotten a web cam and was even taking pictures and videotaping myself. I was still a virgin and wanted more than anything to have sex with almost anyone! I was meeting guys from all over the United States that wanted to have cyber sex or phone sex with me. They wanted me to send pictures and/or video tapes. However, I couldn’t find anyone local who would come see me in person.
One evening I was up late talking to a guy named Scott. I had met him a year ago and he always had a new idea of something to try or something he wanted me to do. This evening he wanted me to go into the kitchen and find a straw. I found an old red bendable straw with ripples, the kind you use to get in kids drinks in those plastic cups. Scott guided me in playing with my clit and just holding the straw against my opening but not to let it go inside yet. I opened my pussy lips to show him my clit and how wet I was. I rubbed and pinched my nipples when he asked me to. I sat there in front of my web cam showing him what I was doing as he told me what to do. I rubbed my clit between two fingers and to side to side. I then took one finger and started rubbing little circles until I got very close to cumming. As I got close he then told me to start sliding the straw in and out. I started to use the straw to fuck myself and it felt so great with the ripples in it. As I started to cum I started to pump the straw harder and faster until I felt a sharp pain and froze. I looked down and must have just stood there staring because then next thing I knew Scott was yelling at me to tell him what was wrong. I couldn’t even speak as I raised my hands to show the webcam the blood dripping down my fingers and straw onto the floor.
I must have had the look of fear on my face because Scott then told me in a firm voice that it was alright and I would be ok. His voice became a lot kinder and gently. He told me to go clean up and he’ll wait for me. I did as I was told and quickly cleaned myself up and then came back to take care of the pile of blood still sitting on my floor. I later found out that I had popped my own cherry with the straw. He told me not to worry and that I’ll be alright.
I didn’t really get to talk to Scott again because soon after I met a new guy named Mark. He was everything I thought I wanted. Very nice, cute, and only lived an hour away from me! He had a webcam too so I got to watch the other person for a change. I found out everything I could about him. He was 22 years old and I fell head-over-heels! I would come home from school just to sit on the internet for hours just waiting for him to get online to talk to me. I was like a love sick puppy that couldn’t help but obsess over this guy I thought I knew everything about.
Over time I continued to talk to him as much as I could. Wait for him for hours to get online. No matter how much I begged him though he wouldn’t come and see me…. He told me he would a few times but then would never show. I use to sit up the whole night just waiting for him till I finally feel asleep with my window open. Years went by and I had finally turned 13! I started to give up on Mark and soon started talking to anyone who would talk to me online. I remember having up to 20 or 25 online boyfriends at one time. However, none of them ever found out about the other ones. I had to start keeping a journal just to keep them all straight so none of them could find out. I would sit and talk to 10 to 12 at a time on average. I would have to come up with excuses why my webcam wouldn’t work since I could only let one guy see it at a time. I’ll have cam sex with one and then the other back to back to please them all. Sometimes I’ll cam with one guy and have cyber sex online with the other 10 at the same time.
Till one day I did get caught. Not only did I just get caught but I got caught by the love of my life!!! For some reason the webcam didn’t turn off when I got off with Mark. I turned it on for another guy not knowing that Mark could still see me. When he asked me about it I told him I did the show for him but he didn’t believe me! I guess I wouldn’t believe myself either.
I spent days begging him to take me back and please forgive me. He finally said he would but I was his and only his. I was never to talk to another guy or even date another guy again. I quickly agreed just happy to have Mark back talking to me.
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Dad/Daughter Instant Messenger

yankees2girl: all right so do you have a scene in mind or just the roles
fucinhigh08: just the roles
fucinhigh08: you got a scene
yankees2girl: ok
yankees2girl: hmmm
fucinhigh08: think
yankees2girl: ok how bout this, mom died when i was young so its just been you raising me, we’re really close and you take me shopping for school clothes one day, i tell you everything and on the way to the mall i tell you sumthing that might make you think some bad thoughts bout your daughter. ok?
fucinhigh08: mmm hell yes
fucinhigh08: ok so we are in the car driving, im wearing just jeans and a t-shirt
yankees2girl: ok im wearing a skirt, that tank top that ties in the front, that black lacy bra, and a
black lacy thong
fucinhigh08: mmmmmm
fucinhigh08: as we drive i occasionaly look over at you in ‘aww’ that your my daughter and you are so beautiful
yankees2girl: about halfway there i work up the nerve to say sumthin to you “dad?”
fucinhigh08: i look over “ya baby what’s up”
yankees2girl: “well you kno how you said i could tell you anything”
fucinhigh08: “yes sweety of course”
fucinhigh08: “what is it hun?”
yankees2girl: “well you remember jason right?”
fucinhigh08: “umm ya i think so the funny looking one”
yankees2girl: “dad!” i hit you playfully
fucinhigh08: “ya hun what about him?” say laughing
yankees2girl: “well you know how i said i was going to haley’s?”
fucinhigh08: i look at you serious…”yes” i do remember
yankees2girl: “well, i went to jason’s, and one thing led to another…” i look out the window
fucinhigh08: “oh my god you little slut” i say pulling the car over on the highway
yankees2girl: “what! it wasnt like that!”
fucinhigh08: “erica tell me you didn’t sleep with him”
yankees2girl: “dad…” i start crying a little “he said he loved me”
fucinhigh08: “he said he loved you…he just wanted some teenage pussy” i say looking at you disgusted
yankees2girl: “its not like that, i thought youd understand”
fucinhigh08: “what you mean its not like that”
yankees2girl: “he’s not like the other guys dad” i dont look you in the eyes
fucinhigh08: i grab your chin and make you look at me, “all guys are the same including your dad…we all want one thing”
yankees2girl: i try to shake my head away but your grip is too strong “who cares dad, i wanted it too” i say quietly
fucinhigh08: “of course you did, your just like your mother a horny little bitch” i grab tighter, “and seeing you like to fuck around and be a slut, your gonna have to show your old man what a slut
you are.” i say tossing your chin away as i lean back in my seat
yankees2girl: i look up at you with pleading eyes “your my dad! i cant do that”
fucinhigh08: “why not? you can fuck jason but you cant fuck your dad?”
yankees2girl: “its just wrong”
fucinhigh08: “no it aint” i say unziping my pants ..”and even if it is, your going to do it anyway im
your dad and what i say goes”
fucinhigh08: “you want to dress like that and fuck boys then dad is going to have fun too bitch”
yankees2girl: i look you in the eyes with tears swelling in them hoping youll feel guilty
yankees2girl: i give you the ’sad puppy dog’ face
fucinhigh08: “that shit aint going to work erica” i say pulling out my cock
yankees2girl: i look at it seeing how much bigger it is than jasons, i cant help but smile
fucinhigh08: “is it as big as jasons?” i say playin with it
yankees2girl: “its sooo much bigger” i look at your cock in awe
fucinhigh08: i stroke it “come here baby dont be scared you know what to do”
yankees2girl: i take a deep breath and wipe the tears from my face, i scoot in closer and lean
over i grab it and caress it in my hand then then i put the head to my lips and kiss it and then look
up at you to see your reaction
fucinhigh08: i smile big and rub your hair “thats a good girl baby”
yankees2girl: i smile and go back down sliding it back into my mouth
yankees2girl: ((you dont know how bad i want to do this while the car is in motion))
fucinhigh08: i put the car in drive as you start suckin…”keep sucking baby we got to get to the mall before it closes”
yankees2girl: ((your the best))
yankees2girl: i nod my head and start to suck faster
fucinhigh08: one hand on your head and one on the wheel i moan loud as we drive
yankees2girl: as i hear your moans i reach down and subconsciously place a hand under my skirt
and start rubbing hard, i moan loud as i suck you hard
fucinhigh08: i look over at you rubbing your pussy……..”see you like dad’s cock don’t you baby?”
yankees2girl: i respond be bringing up a soaking wet hand to your mouth but i dont stop sucking
fucinhigh08: i start licking and sucking your fingers as i drive not really paying attention to the road” mmm erica you taste sooo sweet baby”
yankees2girl: i quickly remove my fingers and start rubbing myself again moaning loud as i start gagging on your cock
fucinhigh08: “mmmm oh my god! yes suck that cock you little slut” i say leaning back and closing my eyes
yankees2girl: i continue to gag myself over and over as spit drools down my chin
fucinhigh08: as we pull up to a red light i start slaming your head up and down….”suck it you little bitch make daddy cum if you want some new school clothes”
yankees2girl: i suck faster and harder trying to keep up with you slaming me, i reach up with my free hand and start rubbing your balls
fucinhigh08: “ya thats it bitch” i say “gag yourself show daddy how much you like it”
yankees2girl: i try to shove your cock as far as it will go and i start coughing hard but i try and leave it there”
fucinhigh08: i hold your head down to help you feeling that you aint trying to get up …”mm ya thats it baby make daddy i cum” i say as you cough and gag
yankees2girl: i struggle for air and squeeze your balls a little harder, coughing harder and more every second
yankees2girl: ((i just cummed for my second time and im shaking))
fucinhigh08: ((im on twice too”))
fucinhigh08: i shoot a huge load in your mouth as you gasp for air i hold your head as you choke
on my cum
yankees2girl: i cough and spit and cum leaks out onto your legs
yankees2girl: i cough and struggle
fucinhigh08: i hold your head “eat it slut” i say as i slam your head all the way down
yankees2girl: i try to swallow all the cum i can but im still gagging and trying to breath
fucinhigh08: mmm i bob your head as you slurp and try to eat it all and breath
yankees2girl: everytime you bob my head up i swallow more of your cum
fucinhigh08: i get harder and harder again as you suck hard yon slurp up my cum
people are beeping and going around us you gag on my cum
yankees2girl: i continue to eat your cum and suck you harder, as i hear commotion outside i look up at you
fucinhigh08: “dont worry about them bitch just eat daddy’s cock he’s going to cum again”
yankees2girl: i try to smile with your cock in my mouth and i continue to suck harder after hearing that your cuming again
fucinhigh08: “gag bitch” i say pushing my hips foward
yankees2girl: you shove your cock down my throat as far as it will go, i start spasming a little as i gag a lot in a little amount of time
fucinhigh08: mmmm you’re close to throwing up your gaggin so much, i start slaming my hips up and down fucking your mouth
yankees2girl: ((holy fuck, how many times you cum?))
fucinhigh08: ((almost three))
yankees2girl: i try to relax my throat but no use, i let you fuck my face hard wanting you to cum again
fucinhigh08: i slam your face til i cum so much you choke hard
yankees2girl: i gag up a little of your cum and it leaks out of my mouth onto my chin nd your legs

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Dadaji Did me nd mom

So ur dadi asked me to fuck ur mom and make her pregnant but my spearm is also not power ful to make ur mom pregnant with just one fuck.. So it took nearly 8 months for me to make ur mom pregnant