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Kelsey part 2

I made sure to keep everything else as normal as possible. Nothing had happened earlier today, of course not. And I had to force myself to behave normally for four and a half more months, when I knew full well how many days would be left.
I guess that Kelsey had the same idea to count the days, because two weeks later she sent me a pic, similar to her yearly birthday offerings: a provocative pose, with a note saying “4 more months!”
Well, I’m glad she hadn’t changed her mind about me…
She did the same for three, two, and one more month left. Aside from the monthly pics, I didn’t see her at all; not when I picked up Shawna for carpooling, not at work, nothing. Shawna didn’t even talk about her very much.
But I had a feeling that Kelsey wouldn’t stop at just the one-month mark….
Sure enough, I got a pic at the one-week timeline. Then the six-day, five-day, four-day, etc. She was counting down just as much as I was! Such a relief for my libido… Finally, it was getting close to the day she would turn 18. She sent me a text the day before her birthday:
‘less than 24 hours!’ I couldn’t help but smile. And I was very glad that I didn’t have to work for the next three days…
By the time 9:00 PM rolled around, she started texting me hourly updates, ‘3 hours left’ ‘only 2 hours’ ‘1 hour now!!’ And finally she texted me immediately after midnight.
‘hooray i’m legal now! ready for some fun? i have a party today, we have to wait until tomorrow, sorry!’ I was disappointed, sure, but the very idea that I could legally do something to her now was… amazing. And I understood; it would be odd for her to not have a large party, but that would also mean that she and I couldn’t get any time alone together without arising serious suspicion. And I was patient enough to wait until tomorrow…. if I could get to sleep at least. I had to keep myself busy on her birthday to not obsess over the situation.
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I was just getting out of the gym. I had had a good workout – a very good way to distract myself from what awaited me. I was just about to start my car and head home, when my phone rang. I didn’t recognize the number; it wasn’t stored in my phone.
“Hello?” I said. I was quite expecting it to be a wrong number or something.
“Hi Phil, this is John, Kelsey’s dad.” Fuck fuck fuck FUCK, why was he calling me on his daughter’s 18th birthday?! This could not be a good sign….”Um, hi, how’s it going?” I was hoping I didn’t sound too nervous.
“Well, you and I need to talk.” Oh shit. “I know what Kelsey’s been doing, and I know what the two of you are planning.” FUCKFUCKFUCK I’m a dead man. Her dad was going to beat me to death with my own arm or something. “I want you to know that I’m OK with it.”
Wait, what?
“Yeah, you heard me right. I don’t like it, but I’m OK with it. Basically, I’d rather it be somebody I know, somebody I trust. Somebody I know will treat my little girl like she deserves to be treated.” He was obviously having difficulty saying this to me. “I don’t want some pathetic dweeb being her… first; if I had to choose, it would be you, and thankfully she agrees with me.”
I was stunned. Speechless. I think I kind of gasped and fumbled with my words. He seemed to take the hint.
“You don’t need to worry. Like I said, I’m not too fond of the idea of her being with anybody at all, ever, but I’d be a fool to think it’ll never happen. She’s told me how much she likes you; she’s even told me that she tried to get you… tried to get it done a few months ago, and told me about your self-restraint. I appreciate and respect that, thank you. But now you don’t need to hold back. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that. OK?”
I was still speechless. I think I said a few non-words before finally settling on “Yeah, OK, thank you sir!”
“Please, don’t ‘sir’ me. This isn’t some favor, this is my daughter we’re talking about, not a damn present!”
“Yes, of course, I just mean…” I was tripping over my own tongue.
“I know, please, can we just stop talking about this? I’ve said my peace, and now I’m going to have a stiff drink. Bye.” He seemed calm enough.
“Bye.” I just said. He hung up first. I think I understood what just happened…
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I wasn’t sure where “it” was going to take place, so I spent the rest of the day cleaning up my apartment. Finally everything was in place…
I had to take some serious sleeping aids that night. My imagination was in over-drive, and I wanted to get to bed early enough so that just about any time Kelsey was ready at a reasonable hour, I would be too.
I woke up at about 9:30. I didn’t doubt that Kelsey still had some friends at her house, so I didn’t expect her for at least a couple hours. Had to distract myself… Breakfast! That’ll do, I’ll make a nice, big breakfast to kill the time! Not to mention giving me the energy for later… activities…
It was nearly noon, when I got a picture message on my phone. It was from Kelsey. It took me a second to recognize what I was looking at, but then it struck me: the number on my apartment door! I rushed over to it, opened the door, and sure enough, Kelsey was standing there, looking amazing.
She was wearing a simple pale-blue babydoll shirt. She had short-short jeans on, and her fantastic legs ended in sneakers. I was staring wide-eyed at the vision before me.
“Well?!” I was mesmerized; her exclamation brought me back, and I let her inside.
“Kelsey, you look… fuckin’ awesome!” was all I could come up with.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, take off your damn clothes!” Well, who was I to argue? She had already kicked off her sneakers, and was pulling her shirt off. I undressed as quickly as I could.
I was staring at that amazing round ass as she wiggled out of her shirt and bra. I walked up behind her, my own pants still on. I grabbed her from behind, letting my hands run over her smooth tummy. I started kissing her shoulder; she immediately started breathing heavily. My hands made their way up to her chest.
Each breast was perfectly-sized for my hand. I squeezed them gently, savoring the sensation. Her nipples were already getting harder; I could feel them constricting against my palms. My mouth was making its way up her neck, and eventually I turned her around. We locked in a passionate kiss. Our hands were running up and down each others’ backs; the sheer softness of her skin, the taste of her lips, it was all intoxicating. She broke the kiss first.
“This is great and all, but it’s not really what I came here for.” I took the hint easily enough. I led her to my bed. She quickly stripped out of her shorts; I was staring at her backside again. She twisted and looked at me.
“Like what you see? I wouldn’t have pegged you for an ass-man!” She was running her hands across that fantastic ass.
“I’m not, actually; you just haven’t turned around yet!”
“Well, what’re your pants still doing on?” OK, that’s all I needed, and soon enough I had shed my clothes. We were both completely naked together, standing next to my bed. Kelsey was taking me in; she hadn’t turned, and was carefully covering anything I might be able to see.
“Hmm, not what I was expecting. Then again, I’m not really sure what I was expecting. Plus, you’ve been going to the gym!” I glanced down; my erection was sticking straight out. I had trimmed this morning in the shower, after breakfast. Admittedly, I wasn’t much to look at “downtown” but hey, dick is dick right? At least she wasn’t laughing…
“Well, you’ve seen mine… quid pro quo?” I said. I was dying to get a full view of her fantastic 18-year-old body. She turned around, and it was just as perfect as I ever could’ve imagined. She wasn’t too pale, but also not a sun worshiper. And thankfully, she had done quite a bit of trimming “down there” as well. I’ve always preferred a smooth workspace; she had a faint, tightly-trimmed sharp arrow of hair just above her perfect little slit. I walked towards her, hypnotized. I stretched my arms out, wrapping them around her waist, down to her cheeks, and gave them a little squeeze. She squeaked at me, and squeezed my butt too.
I swiftly turned and swept her off her feet – literally – and promptly put her down on my bed. I moved her so that I was standing between her legs. I leaned over her, kissing her, and moving my mouth down to each nipple, giving them each quite a bit of oral attention. She was pressing her chest into my face, loving the feeling I was giving her. But I wasn’t done yet…
I began to kiss down her midline, past her belly-button, and finally over the remaining patch of blond hair. I kissed the patch, just for good measure, before moving down the inside of her left thigh. I was raising her leg so I could get better access to all her sweet spots (but not getting too close to her Honey Pot – at least, not yet!).
She was writhing at the sensations of having my lips run around such a sensitive area. I was savoring the sensation myself; the whole experience of having such a fantastic opportunity all to myself! The smell of her skin, the taste of her thighs, the litheness of her legs. Perfection.
I moved closer to her labia, began kissing and lightly licking around it, not yet going inside. She had grabbed my head and was trying to push me deeper, trying to get me to skip ahead. Now that wasn’t fair, she had been teasing me for how many years, and I couldn’t get a few minutes?!
Finally, I allowed my tongue to penetrate her outer lips. She gasped as she registered the pleasure of having my mouth give her such a sensation. I ran my tongue up and down her slit, not venturing in too far yet. Eventually, after I had had enough of her nails digging into my scalp, I brought my tongue to the top of her lips, and curled it around the little nub of her clitoris.
“Mmmm!!! Oh, fuck, MORE!!!” I started to suck on it, play with it with my tongue, then move attention back down to her slit. I spread her lips, letting my tongue run along the inside, and once again wrapped it around her clit. I toyed with it for a minute, then started humming; this brought an immediate reaction of her back arching completely off the bed. I kept it up, alternating between the clit and momentarily giving her labia attention. Eventually I just concentrated on the nub; I had long ago discovered that my tongue had a particular talent of being able to roll around, while curled up, and up until now I had been dying to try it out on this particular piece of female anatomy. It clearly had the desired effect: the combination of all the sensations sent spasms through Kelsey’s body.
She was convulsing with an orgasm, and I rode her out the entire time, locked onto her clit. I could tell she was having a hard time breathing; eventually, the waves wound down. I slowly worked my line of kisses back up, pausing for a few seconds at each nipple, before finding my lips pressed against hers. She kissed me back equally passionately. She was panting, even after our lips unlocked.
“Fuck! That was amazing!” I was happy she enjoyed herself.
“You’re telling me! I’m glad you liked it!” She looked into my eyes.
“I think I’m ready now.” She didn’t have to explain.
I stood up, taking her hands in mine. The bed was the perfect height; neither of us needed to adjust for me to enter her. I lined up, leaning in slightly, pressing the head against her opening. I looked at her, held her gaze; she gave me a little nod, and I thrust into her virgin pussy. I could feel the hymen breaking; the pain on her face was quick, but I didn’t doubt that she was still hurting. I left my member buried in her for a while as she got accustomed to its presence. I wanted this to be as painless as possible, and I imagined that immediate thrusting would not feel particularly good.
Slowly, her expression changed; she was getting used to the discomfort. I bent down and kissed her, holding her hands above her head. I started thrusting, and I could feel her face scrunching up again in pain. Once again, I thrust into her and left it inside; I started kissing her down her chest, lifting her up to get better access at her nipples. I was amazed that I hadn’t blown my load inside her, although I was concentrating on a few other things at the same time.
But holy FUCK did it feel absolutely amazing!! It was about all I could do to not just thrust with all my might, no matter what she felt, as the walls of her pussy were tight around my cock. But that was selfish; I wasn’t here for myself. Even just being inside her, the warmth and pressure around my dick, was just about the best thing I’d ever experienced!
“Keep going,” she whispered in my ear. And once again, I didn’t need further prompting. I resumed my actions; I could feel her whole body tensing up with each thrust, but I couldn’t help but noticed how fantastic it felt for me! It didn’t take too long for me to reach my peak, and I blew a massive load inside her.
I almost collapsed on top of her, but managed to roll to the side, bringing her on top of me.
“Thank you!” Kelsey whispered in my ear. She was playing with my hair.
“Right back at ya, kid!” My own hands were busy caressing her soft back, drinking in her sensuality. Her body was warm against my skin. I didn’t want this to end. Thankfully, Kelsey felt the same way. After a few minutes of laying there, she stood up, and started walking out of the bedroom. She turned and looked at me; I had been staring, enjoying watching her walk away.
“Well, are you coming or not?” I don’t think I’ve ever jumped out of bed faster.
She led me to the bathroom, and started the shower. I was liking where this was going…
Kelsey stepped into the shower; I had a transparent curtain, so I could see everything she was doing, which began with her holding up her finger, indicating that I was to wait. So like a good little boy, I just enjoyed the show.
She started by thoroughly wetting down, the water flowing across her skin, hugging her curves, accentuating her every perfection. She was rubbing her hands all over her body, making sure the water covered everything. She stuck her head directly under the shower head, and let the water fall around her face, down her hair. I was enraptured. In a dramatic sweep, she flung the water off her head, opened the curtain, and beckoned me to join her. Obviously, I obliged.
She started by shoving me under the water, running her hands over my body in the same way she had done to herself. She seemed to be purposefully avoiding my boner, which had been at attention since she first stepped into the shower. We switched places and she started rubbing between her legs, barely flicking her fingers into her slit. I began stroking my cock in response. Then she turned around, leaned forward with her arms against the front of the tub, and stuck her ass as far out as possible. I didn’t need an invitation.
I walked up behind her, placing my cock atop her asscrack. I slid it back and forth a few times, reveling in the sensation. Kelsey was moaning slightly, and started wagging her butt side-to-side, pushing into me. Finally I pulled back and repositioned my cock at the entrance to her vag. I grabbed her cheeks, squeezing slightly; she moaned louder at this attention. Then I thrust myself inside her. She let out a throaty groan, and started pushing back and forth on her own against my groin.
I couldn’t let her do all the work, so I started thrusting in accord to her rhythm. She was so tight; again I found myself amazed that I didn’t cum on the first thrust, it was so fantastic.
I bent over her lithe form, reaching around, and started to finger her clit. She in turn increased the frequency of her own movements, no longer moaning but clearly panting at the exertion. I made little circles around her clit, rubbing it. I could feel her walls begin to tighten around my member; she was about to cum again. I picked up my own pace, both with my thrusts and against her nub. She started grunting against the front of the shower wall, and just as I thought I was about to lose myself, I felt her begin to spasm, starting in her legs and moving up to her torso, shaking uncontrollably.
I couldn’t hold it any longer, and I popped another load into her fresh pussy. The heat from the water, coupled with our own exhaustion, made it seem as though the world had stopped moving; there was no sound, no sight, nothing outside of this shower tub. No sensation aside from the heat of our bodies wrapped around each other, and the sensuous flow of water as it melted us together.
Slowly, the rest of the world began to reform around us. We were both quite spent, but we had enough energy to actually wash each other clean – with soap and everything! We left the shower together; I was thankful that I had an extra-large, super-soft towel that could hold us both together. We dried off, slowly dabbing each other’s bodies until we no longer glistened. I picked her up again, and took her once more to my bed.
This time, I set her down, and laid down beside her. She rolled herself onto my arm. We fiddled with each other, played with hair, kissed, tickled a little; there was pillow-talk involved. At this moment, we seemed the perfect match, and neither of us wanted it to end. But we each knew that time is fleeting – we had to make the most of what was left, before we had to go our separate ways.
We were clean, and naked, and Kelsey seemed determined to get us nice and dirty again. Her hand took hold of my semi-erect cock, which hardened rather quickly in her grip. Slowly she began stroking up and down, squeezing me almost too tightly. She was kissing me, and suddenly her mouth was around the tip of my dick. GOOD GOD she’d done this before, and the practice had certainly made her perfect! Her tongue made swirls around the head, then started rubbing my frenum up and down. Soon enough she had her left hand pressing down on the base of my shaft, while her right hand continued to stroke me, and her perfect, petite, wet lips were wrapped around my glans. She was like a goddess giving head!
“Fuck! I’m going to lose it!” And by the Almighty, true to her nature of perfection, she took my entire length into her mouth, and I blew my third load down her throat! She was sucking and swallowing every spasm of cum I could pump out, and I never wanted her to stop!
Ultimately, however, I was spent, at least for the moment. After she was sure she’d gotten every last drop sucked out of me, she looked into my eyes, smiled, and opened wide, just to reassure me that she’d taken everything happily. She crawled back up to me, and after a mere moment of hesitation on my part, we embraced in another deep, passionate kiss.
I couldn’t help but let my fingers wander down to her lucious pussy lips; she was already quite lubed up, and I took advantage, making sure my fingers were nice and wet before attempting insertion. My thumb started rubbing around her clit; she was starting to moan through our kiss. I parted her lips, felt my middle finger slide into her opening. She gasped a little – she had already started to tighten back up after our shower fuck, and I had to work a little to get my finger even half-way deep. I started kissing her again, as I let my thumb rub her nub and my finger wiggle inside her.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t at the best angle to do what needed to be done – I had to break off from that luscious mouth, so I could concentrate on her “southern” lips – and my tongue went straight for her little clit, poking out from under its hood. By now I had worked my entire finger into her, and she was obviously enjoying the “come here” movement I was using. But I felt she needed more, so I eased my index finger into her, stretching her out a bit more. My left hand had been fondling her fantastic tits, but after putting two fingers into her, she took to sucking on the fingers of my available hand, and I wasn’t going to complain!
Slowly, as her climax built, she let go of my hand, and I was able to return to squeezing her nipples, taking full handfuls of her breasts, or simply running it all over her lithe, wonderful body. So soft and smooth, with everything going on I almost didn’t notice my hard-on had returned! I figured there wasn’t any harm in giving a little stroke every once in a while, although with what he’d just been through, it wasn’t what my dick was aching for! I was brought back to full focus when Kelsey once again grabbed the back of my head, pushing my face harder into her lovely labia.
“God! Don’t stop! Right-fucking-there! UUGHHH!” She was bucking again, grinding into my mouth, my fingers barely able to move as her pussy squeezed and spasmed around them, rocking her in the biggest orgasm I’d given her thus far! But this time, she didn’t slow down, panting, tired. No, this time she was only a few contractions in, when she sat up, somehow managed to reach over and all but drag me, dick first, above her waiting stomach.
“I want you to cum on me! Hurry, God, hurry! Keep fucking me, and cum on me!”
I re-positioned a bit, fingers still sliding in-and-out, still feeling her pulsing around them, and with her hands working my already-excited member, I blew my fourth and final load onto her chest, down to her belly button.
“Fuck yes!” She had a death-grip on my dick, pumping it back and forth; all I could do was grunt repeatedly as every spurt I could muster dripped onto her silky-smooth skin. I pulled my fingers out of her vag, smelled them, then started licking them clean, and at the same time, Kelsey was wiping up my spunk, licking it off her fingers, making very contented sounds. She looked up at me, and I pressed my fingers, still wet with some of her own pussy juices, into her mouth, which she gladly began to suck and clean off completely.
“You are so fucking, unbelievably, insanely fucking amazing!!” It was about the best compliment my mind (which had been thoroughly blown) could come up with, but she seemed to enjoy it, as she just smiled all the wider, still licking my fingers.
And then it hit me – I was exhausted. Like I’d been at the gym for the last eight hours or so. I looked at the clock, and amazingly we had been going at it for nearly three hours! I promptly face-planted next to Kelsey on the bed, sigh and all. She started lightly stroking my back.
“Tired are you? I don’t blame you! Even through the excitement, I can tell I’m about to fall over too!” She was purring into my ear, and I drank in the sound of her voice.
“Hmm, and don’t forget, I’m an old geezer! I can’t keep up with you, ya whipper-snapper!” This prompted a sharp *smack!* on my ass; it stung like hell, but I forgave her instantly.
“You know, I believe you still owe me an orgasm! You came more than I did! That’s not fair!” Dammit, she was using a pouty-voice!
“The mind is willing, but the body is weak!” I don’t think I could roll over, let alone go for another round!
“Hmm, that’s OK I guess, you’ll just have to owe me. I’ll put it on your tab. We’re starting a tab.” She was still caressing, and had gone back to purring. And true to her word, she laid down, right on top of me. I could feel her pressed into me, her warmth on my back; I could barely make out her slowly-softening nipples. And the last thing I remember thinking was,’I just fucked an ultra-hot 18-year-old into exhaustion. AWESOME!!’

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My Little Sisters Friends

Lets start off by saying I’ve always like younger women even as a teenager. No reason other than, I just like young sweet bodies, you know the ones with the curves in the right places, strong legs not chubby just not thin thin, nice hair not that piled up crap or the ones that look like an explosion in a mattress factory, you know the ones I mean and of course sweet little girl breast, even though their not really all that important, and I remember someone once told me “Anything over a mouth full is wasted, but then he must have never slid his dick between two soft mounds of girl flesh and stroke his dick with them as the head of his dick slipped in and out of her warm wet mouth and finally blowing his load over her tits, her face, her tongue and down her throat. Sounds nice, doesn’t it and is most definably worth the effort to do so.
But the over all size of a girls tits is not my main attraction, I’ve had girls with watermelon size and then some flat as a board and all in between. In fact this one little red head Tina, had the cutest deep green eyes and wide red lips, a full head shorter than me, nice legs and flat chested, auroras almost a dark red about the size of a half dollar, but her nipples were like two steel rods, about the size of an pencil eraser and an inch and a half to two inches long, you talk about poking holes in your chest, damn she’d leave permanent marks. I could show you, but I won’t. And could suck a dick, man could she suck and had the tightest little wet slit shaved bald, damn my dick just gets hard thinking about her. Whoa there boy…..
I’m not here to talk about Tina, that‘s another story. I’m here to tell you about Gale. She was one of my younger sister classmates and friend, as was her younger sister Wendy, friend not classmate. My sister Francis, Fran as we called her, is a not quite 6 years younger than me. She’s a nice looking girl and built, a lot of my buddies would like to crawl in the sack with her and most likely some did, I don’t know, but she does enjoy sex, that I do know, but she’s my sister and I’ve never had any sexual thoughts about her, well not many anyway. But her friends, well that’s another matter. In fact that’s when I realized I love younger girls, the younger the better and I’ve had several of her friends and other young ladies over the next few years. I lost virginity several years before to Joan, my uncle’s young second wife, during a weekend sleepover with my cousins, from his first wife, and he just of happen to be out of town. I was 12 almost thirteen and she was 27, although she was older than me, in fact she the oldest I ever had, all the rest were younger except for three others, who was the same age as me. She showed me all kinds of wonderful and interesting things, some were ok, and some were great and then some I couldn’t get enough of. But that’s another story, this one is about my little sister’s friend Gale.
Sweet little Gale, light brown hair, medium lips, oval face, nice firm tits larger than oranges by half in size, little chubby but not fat, about 4 inches shorter than me, full hips and kind of flightily, but sweet. A sweet little girl who happened to develop a crush on me, she would come over with Wendy and they would play in Fran’s room, but would come into my room for records. Fran told me about Gale’s crush and as she kept coming into my room, well one thing led to another and one a afternoon I kind of pinned her in my room, we’ve talked many times, but this time I got real close to her, then leaned towards her and kissed her lips tenderly, I figured she turn red and run away, but instead she grabbed my head and kissed me back harder. Well not to let the opportunity escape I wrapped my arms around her for a full bore kiss. After a few seconds our lips parted and our tongues explored each other’s mouth. I pulled her hard into me and sort of cupped her ass for a second; she flinched pushing herself into me. The longer we kissed the harder my cock got and was pushing into her pelvic area, she had to be feeling it, I’m surprised it didn’t rip my zipper total out of my pants it was so hard. I slid my hand down again to her ass and this time she just pushed harder into me. Seeing it was ok to rub her ass I move the other hand up to her chest and before long I was gently squeezing a soft tit, I shoved my jean encased dick in between her thighs, she couldn’t go anywhere as her back was up against the wall, as I ground my dick into her, I nearly came in my pants. I moved my hand down off her tit pulled up her blouse slightly and slipped my hand in, touching her hot skin, she moaned into my mouth.
“oooooo ohhhhhhhhh”
Up I went and under her bra and caressed her tit squeezing her hard nipple between my fingers, she moaned louder into my mouth and her legs spread open allowing me a deeper access to her pleasure valley as I switched from one tit to the other and back, you could feel the heat from her pussy radiating thru her skirt and my jeans. I moved my pinned hand from her ass to the front slid up under her skirt and slowly rubbed her panty covered snatch, she was so wet and hot. She moaned into my mouth again.
“augggghhh whhhhh ohhhhhhhhh”
I move the crouch of her panties aside and slid my finger up and down her tiny wet slit, she humped against my hand, moving to her clit I lightly pinched it and she came, did she ever cum it ran down her leg, if I didn’t know better I would have though she had pee.
“ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………”
Her body twitching and shaking, did it feel good. I pulled my mouth off her and kissed her ear flicking it with my tongue, slid my finger in the fold of her slit and inserted the tip into her hot wet pussy. I whispered into her ear.
“Unzip my pants, baby, my dick so hard oh God it’s so hard I need you so bad and right here, please undo my pants”
She moved her hands to my belt, unbuckled it, snap my pants open and zip my zipper down so quick, pushed my jeans down and spread her legs even more. She took hold of my hard dick and guided me to her sopping wet cunt. Moving my hand back to her ass I pulled her forward and the tip of my dick invaded her wet opening. I pushed but the cock head slipped by, she raised one leg slightly grabbed my dick and stuck it in her hot wet pussy, I slid in her tight little pussy, then bumped into her hymen.
“You’re a virgin?” I said softly
“Yes, but I don’t want to be, and I want you to be my first”
I pulled out of her, looked into surprised eyes and said
“Come lay down on the bed I want to do something first”
I Led her to the bed, as she laid down I pulled her panties off and tossed them on the floor, kissed her, opened her blouse and slid her bra up over her fantastic tits and button size dark pink nipples about a fourth of an inch long, surrounded by softer pink aurora about the size of a quarters, moved down licked and kissed both nipples and moved on down raising her skirt I lower my head in between her wide spread legs and licked her slit from top to bottom and back again over and over as I fondled her tits, moved one hand down to her clit and slightly rubbed it as I stuck my tongue in her wet love tube, she went off again, fighting to keep quiet as her body was being ravaged in a mind blowing orgasm, she filled my mouth with her sweet nectar, she was so incredible sweet never had I had tasted anything so sweet. I lapped it up and lapped for more, she moaned
“Ohhhhhhhhhughhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm”
I kept eating her I didn’t want to stop as I thrust my tongue in and out of her sweet pussy. Then she groaned.
“Oh God that’s so damn good, it so goood but I want your dick, oh baby fuck me please”
I rose up and looked into her wanton crazed eyes and knew she wanted dick as much or more than I wanted to give her a good dicking, I always can eat her some other time, but now its time to induce her to the joys of sex. I moved up taking my dick in hand and shoved the cock head into her opening, covered her mouth with mine in a hard kiss and shove my dick thru her cherry driving a cock in her for the first time, my cock. She yelped into my mouth and I held my dick deep in her, to let her get used to it size and having a dick in her for the first time. After a short time a very short time I began moving my hard cock in and out of her tight and hot pussy, the blood from popping her cherry added to her natural lubrication her inside made it easier to slid in and out of her tightness, I pulled back about half way and then pushed slowly back in her depths again and again, pulling out farther each time as she was getting wetter and wetter and loosing up some to my thrusting, till just the tip was in her before I plunged back in her tight mink lined passage, then I began picking up speed, slowly but faster as I went. She moaned.
”Ohhh its its soooo goood fuck fuc meee”
I began going faster and harder as I pumped her hot wet shaft with my harden man muscle, My balls slapping her ass as I pumped her tight cunt, harder and harder, her tits bouncing back and forth, her hard erect nipples rubbing lightly across my chest as I pound her tight wet snatch, her nipples felt like two little fingers rubbing back and forth across my chest very lightly, it felt so great and I knew she loved the feeling also, due to her trembling, moaning incoherently and her tight velvet lined love tunnel growing hotter and hotter. I felt she was about to cum so I drove my cock harder into her heat again and again.
“Ohhhhhhhhh I’m I’mmmm I’mmmmm cummmmmmmminnnnnnn”
Her hips bounced up onto my pelvic region as I was driving down forcing my dick as far in her wetness as possible and she came, god did she cum, felt like buckets of hot honey flowing out of her love passage, bathing my dick and balls in its heat, triggering my own earth shattering orgasm. Load after load of my hot white sperm ejected up the length of my dick into her welcoming womb, I felt each hot shot thru my cock and it seemed to make me cum more as I filled her freshly devirginized pussy. She twisted and shook and moaned under me as I filled her and my hard pumping man pole, mixing our love juices together inside her hot wet abyss.
”Mmmmmmmmmmmm ufgggggggggggggggg ohhhh baby cumm cumm in me meeeee auhhhhhhhhh”
“Ughhhhhhhh I’m cumming Gale cumminn in yrrrr hoooooot goooddd pusssyyyyyyyyy”
Finally I collapsed on her chest, driving her hard nipples into my chest as my cock soaked in her hot wet pool of our lovemaking. I kissed her tenderly and whispered
“Oh Gale that was so good, you’re so tight and hot…… I love you”
“I love you”
She squeezed her cunt muscles around my shrinking dick.
“Ofh awww that felts so good”
“You like that baby”
“ohhh yessss”
And she squeezed me again and then again and again, it felt so damn good, kind of like her cunt was milking the remaining cum out of me, before I slipped out of her wet freshly fucked snatch. Rolling off as I pulled my flaccid cock out of her cum filled pussy with a slight plop. Kissed her again and bent over to lick and tenderly nipped her nipples once more.
“Ohhhh…… stop that or or you’re gonna have to get it up again”
I kissed each and then kissed her lips again saying.
“Later now lets clean up “
She said “Ok”
But then bent over and began licking my flaccid cock clean with her hot tongue, I groaned
“Ugggggg careful he’s he’s very sensitive right now”
“so”
And into her mouth he went
“Ughhhhhhhhhh stop stop ohuhhhhh”
As I tried to push her away, my lust crazed cock began growing in her wet hot cavern, then she ran her tongue around the cock head inside her mouth, that was it, he sprang fully erect, so quick he slid down her throat gagging her at first. She pulled back some took a breath thru her nose and when back down on me again, as her lips slid to the base of my dick and the head down her tight throat, my hips jerked I moaned.
“Ohhhhhhh baby itsss ggggooodddddd so soooo goooooo”
So she began bobbing her head up and down, her lips sliding, covering my entire shaft from just behind the head to the hair covered base. Damn it was so fucking good as she filled and unfilled her mouth with my meat. She was deep-throating me like a pro and did it feel incredible. I placed my hands on her head and tried to force more down her throat, but she already had me completely inside her and then she swallowed, oh the feeling of her throat gripping my cock in a rippling motion was incredible.
“oghhhhh oh baby god that’s goo goooodddd suc suck my, my dick awwwwww”
And out of no where, I didn’t even know I had any left, I came, blowing my hot cream down her fanatic throat straight into her stomach, she pulled back a little keeping the head inside her lips as I shot the last of my cum into her oral cavity, I was totally amazed I could cum this soon and that she drank it all, without missing a drop. It was so damn good, my hips jerked with more pleasure than I had ever known.
As she sucked the last of my sperm into her mouth, she pulled back and licked the head clean and my dick jumped again, and then drooped down shrinking back to normal size. She rose up and kissed me again
“Was that alright?”
“Alright…. Hell I’ve never felt anything even close to it, it was heavenly mmmm”
“Good…. I didn’t know if I did it right or not, it was my first time to…..”
“Well you’re a natural born cocksucker….. that’s for sure sweetheart……. and you got the best tasting and the tightest pussy I’ve ever had”
“Oh you liked it then?”
”Oh yes and I want some more just not right now…oh fuck… maybe we should get dressed before anyone catches us and to let me calm down….. ok?”
“Ok what ever you want, baby”
So we dressed sadly, then kissed and were just setting on the bed talking, when my sister knocked on the door and walked in.
“Oh there you are” to Gale
“Hi Fran, we were just talking”
She kind of sniffed the air and said smirkley
“Sure…. Just talking huh?”
Gale got up off the bed turned to me kissed me lightly and turned back to Fran saying
“Yep….. well I’ve got to go, see you later”
And out she went, Fran just looked at me smiling a funny little smile, turned to catch up with her friend. I shrugged my shoulders and laid back on my bed and stared at the ceiling with a grin from ear to ear.
Gale and I munched, sucked and fucked every chance we could, for about six months, then it was over. I mean just over, I still to this day don’t have a clue of why, but it was a great six months.

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The Old-Man, Across the Way

Introductory
Thomas breaks a very expensive Solar Panel.
His father wants to beat him to teach him a lesson.
However, his mother stops him.
His mother then comforts her poor son and things get interesting.

On A Trip To The Zoo

A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks “Dad, what’s that hanging down from the elephant?”
His father replies “That’s his trunk son.”
“No, no, Dad,” says the boy, “at the back.”
“Oh, that’s his tail” replies his father.
“No, Dad,” the boy says, “Between his legs.”
The father looks over and replies “That’s his penis, son.”
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father “Last week Mommy told me that was nothing.”
“Well son,” replies his father, “You have to remember that your mother is a very spoiled woman.”

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The Bradford Family Saga Part 5

“We did a lot of talking after that. We told ourselves that we were adults, that
incest didn’t really apply to us because we weren’t kids, and this was something
we wanted to do.” Carol shrugged again. “So we did it! First, just by ourselves,
alone, I mean. Then we got daring and did it together and that was even a bigger
kick. The rest is history.”
Carol turned to her daughter. Marsha hadn’t heard the last part of the story.
She had fallen asleep, exhausted, a smile on her face and a finger inserted,
deep, in her pussy.
Carol covered her with her robe. She hadn’t told her about the other couples
that they had fucked; orgies, really, but, she thought, that could wait. So
could all the video’s, the evidence of their combined pleasures. Yes, it all
could wait. There had been enough excitement for one night in the Bradford
house.
**************************
Carol paused outside of Peter’s room. She listened at the door, but heard no
sound. Did she dare try to talk to him, make him understand his sister’s
desires, prepare him for what she was sure would come? What would she say to
him?
She hesitated, a trembling hand on the doorknob. Taking a deep breath, she
turned the knob. The nightlight bathe the room in a soft, semi-darkness. The bed
was turned down, but had not been slept in. Surprised, she looked at the clock.
It was after midnight. Where could he be? Her mind started to race with concern
before she finally realized that Peter wasn’t a boy anymore. Wherever he was, he
could take care of himself.
She sat on the bed, suddenly exhausted; her pluck dissolving, leaving her sleepy
and forlorn. She would rest, just for a moment. Peter! You poor baby, she
thought as she laid down, you’re surrounded by people who have taken a different
road than you. Please try to understand, her drifting mind asked the enfolding
darkness.
Carol dozed, her mind flitting from memory to memory. The full wonders of sex
and passion had come somewhat late to her, aided by an exciting accident. Her
body had responded to dormant stimuli, and suddenly, yesterday’s perversions
became today’s pleasures. Behind closed doors, her passion knew no bounds,
everything was pleasure. There were no taboos. Only in the light of day did the
dread of exposure clutch at her heart, but it was night, and she was safe to
dream, to feel, and to want.
*************************
Peter didn’t pay any attention to the light in the den as he slowly, and
quietly, started to climb the stairs. His legs hurt like hell and his shoulders
bore teeth and nail marks, vivid testimony to his aunt’s passion. He shook his
head, still not quite believing what had happened.
It had been insane! But it had also been, maddeningly exciting. He could still
feel his cock pushing the walls of Mary’s hot cunt apart; the slippery wetness
sucking him deep into an unbelievable molten furnace. Her legs had gone around
his waist and she had plunged her ass up and down his rigid cock as hard as she
could, all the time digging her fingers into his shoulders and nipping at his
chest. Her cunt was a gushing volcano, a vicious vise that clamped on his prick
and refused to let go. And all the while, her hips churned, frantically turning
one way then the other, trying their best to rip his cock off.
He had held her up by the asscheeks, trying to control her rhythm; match her
passion, but she was so wild he had trouble just hanging on. Her cums had
started almost immediately, building one on top of the other until he could no
longer tell when or how many. She just kept cumming, and when he shot his load,
the top of his head almost came off.
He had never fucked anyone so wild.
They had sunk to the bottom of the pool, the cooling water up to their chins.
“Just what I like,” she had said huskily, “good, hard cock! We’re going to have
lots of fun, sweet nephew.”
“Aunt Mary . . .”
“Mary! Just, Mary,” she said with a smile. “I’m not that much older than you.”
“Haw! If I didn’t, I sure know now. But what about uncle John?”
He was surprised when she threw back her head and laughed. She put her arms
around him and held his face close. “If he’s a good boy, I may let him make a
movie of us fucking each other. He’s like that.”
It was a crazy statement, but Peter’s hands had already encircled her waist and
were drifting up to her full tits. Mary had a lovely set of tits, he thought,
fondling them, making her moan with renewed passion, almost as nice as Marsha’s.
His cock twitched again as he remembered his sister standing in the bathroom,
her beautiful tits proud and erect. Mary giggled. “Ooooo, goody,” she said.
“Round two.”
This time they fucked on the pool stairs, with the water lapping at her pussy
again; her legs up high on his shoulders. Afterwards, she had cleaned his sticky
cock with her mouth, her tongue searching for every last, tacky, smear of
cum-juice. Her mouth was warm and soft and moist. When she was finished he was
squeaky clean and he had another hard-on.
“Oh, boy, am I tempted, but my pussy’s been pounded like a rock today.” Her hand
circled his thick shaft, her fingers barely touching. “You keep this ready for
another time. If I know my family, you’re going to have a very busy weekend.”
That was the second crazy thing she had said, he thought as he reached his room.
She was a great piece of ass but he was convinced that she was a bit wacky. He
opened his door.
His hand froze on the doorknob and his breath caught in his throat. He couldn’t
believe his eyes. Marsha lay coiled up on the bed, her back to him. The soft,
semi-darkness created erotic shadings in the valleys of her body. He looked
around hastily. It was no mistake. He was in his own room!
Despite the time spent with his aunt, Peter got a hard- on as he eyed her
shapely buttocks and watched her chest rise and fall, rhythmically. His mind
filled with images of her loveliness, flaming his frustration and his passion.
Slowly, he approached the bed, aware that he should turn and leave before she
woke, but just once, he wanted to get close to her – just once, put his arms
around her.
Carol knew she was dreaming and she smiled in the twilight world of half-sleep.
She felt her dream lover’s approach and the bed sag under his weight. She curled
her body to fit his contours, feeling the prodding stiffness of his heavy cock,
warm, against her back. She pushed back with her ass. The stiff prick twitched
as it touched her back and asscheeks and a low moan escaped her lips.
She knew he was young and strong. All her dream lovers were. His arm came across
her body and cupped her sensitive tit. An electric shock tingled her cunt and
she began to juice up. Lewdly, she rubbed her ass up against his rigid fuckpole.
It felt wonderful, and thrilling and her breathing became ragged.
His hand kneaded her full tit, and toyed with the nipple, making it stand hard
and erect. Turning to him, she moaned in real passion, her face still hidden by
the darkness. She sighed as her hands encircled his cock, the thing she craved.
It was thick, and meaty, and long, and the head was moist with passion.
Dreamily, she cooed. It would fill her wonderfully.
She heard her dream lover mumble, but couldn’t catch the words. It didn’t
matter. He slid down her trembling body, opening her robe, exposing her pleasure
pit. She ran her hands over his hard body as he went by, feeling his strength,
his vitality. Her body jumped and arched upward as his mouth clamped on her
cunt. She wailed in loud surprise. Shooting bolts of lightening surged through
her body as his tongue rammed through the blonde thatch, into her dewy cunt. Her
eyes snapped open and a cold sliver of reality stabbed her mind.
This was no dream! This was real! Someone was eating her pussy! Her mind fought
against the enormity of it all while her body begged her to surrender to the
wonderful pleasures that were charging upward to her brain. Her eyes were
blurring. She dug her fingers into his hair and tried to pull his head, to
recognize him, but he couldn’t be budged. His face, buried in her mound,
remained hidden in the darkness.
“No!” she hissed. “No! Stop! . . . please! Oh, God, that feels so good.” She
gasped and her mind whirled and she felt the fight go out of her body as his
tongue swirled around her puffy cuntlips, leaving a trail of wet, tingling
pleasures behind. Her juice flowed like a river as another sharp bolt of
pleasure coursed through her steaming pussy. She grabbed his hair, this time
twisting his face into her pleasure-raw pussy, smearing her tart, musky,
love-juice all over him.
“Oh, yessss!” she panted. “Suck my cunt! Lick my juice! Oh, God! Make me cum!
Ohhhhhh . . . I love it so much! . . . Whoever you are . . . please make me
cum!” she moaned in a small, desperate voice.
Peter was in another world. Years of fantasy, of frustration, of suppressed
desire had sent his mind to a place where convention and morality, even words
could not enter. Morality be dammed, he thought. He was sucking Marsha’s cunt
and nothing else mattered; nothing except the tangy juices that flowed over his
twisting, stabbing tongue.
He felt the fight in her body, heard her demands for release, felt the painful
tugging of his hair, but he refused to let go. Not until he had exorcised this
demon from his body. Not until he had stuffed her full of his engorged cock!
Carol felt the stranger reach over her squirming thighs and pull her cuntlips
apart with his fingers. She knew her naked clitoris was staring at him, pink and
vulnerable. He sucked it into his hot mouth and she jumped and cried out in
passion. Her toes clutched with each smack of his lips and the last long suck
sent a tidal wave of pleasure through her body and triggered her orgasm. She
wailed, hardly aware of where she was, or who she was with. It didn’t matter!
Only the pleasure mattered! She was drowning in pleasure, her body racked with
tic-like spasms, and yet, she wanted more.
Carol’s body heaved, and she panted with sudden exhaustion; perspiration
trickled down her brow but a small smile played at the corners of her lips and
she sighed. Never had she been sucked with such intensity; never with such
passion. Her body shivered and tingled and her cunt drooled at the thought of
being filled. Her eyes opened slowly and she saw the shadowy shape of her real
life dream lover rear up in front of her, his beautiful cock bobbing in front.
It was magnificent! Automatically, she opened her legs to receive him – this
stranger – this pleasure giver.
The moon cast a small silvery light across the room; across his face. Her brain
registered recognition, but didn’t believe, and before she could react it was
too late to save herself.
“Noooooooooo!” she wailed in desperation as Peter drove his rock-hard cock into
her sizzling, dripping, wide-open cunt. His rod parted the waiting pussylips and
sunk easily into the hot depths of her body. She writhed against the mattress,
legs spread; her body involuntarily undulating. She moaned and gibbered
incoherently, but her rational mind screamed at her. You’re fucking your own
step-son!
Fighting against her traitorous body, her fists pounded his humping body. Her
nails raked his heaving back. Still he drove into her, making her cunt contract,
sending fiery thrills throughout her demanding flesh. She bit her lip,
desperately hoping the pain would make her body heed the small, rational voice.
Her charged sensory system erupted as another surge of his powerful cock filled
her up. The small voice faded into the darkness and Carol surrendered to the
most exquisite ecstasy imaginable.
“Uhggggggg! Aaaaaaah! Oh, Peter! Peter!” she gushed as the pleasure of his prick
filled every pore of her body, sweeping her away, into an abyss. She wrapped her
legs around Peter’s loins, digging her heels into his asscheeks, forcing his
cock deeper into the surging volcano of her cunt. His cock felt huge! Mammoth!
It filled her up and pounded her sweaty body down into the mattress again and
again. She twisted her hips lewdly, matching him, stroke for plunging stroke.
Her lips showered him with hot, passionate kisses.
It was deja vu! A beginning and a continuation. It was the supreme taboo! And
the supreme pleasure!
A blinding explosion of primary colors filled her brain and she was swept up in
an excitement that defied descrip- tion. Her only, truly conscious, thought:
Marsha is going to be so very jealous.
Then the tidal wave rolled over her.
“Ohhhhhh! Fuck me!” she whispered, “Fuck meeeee!
“I can’t hold it!” Peter groaned. “Marsha! Baby! I’m cumming! . . .
cummmmmmmmmmm!”
“Yesssssssss!”
Carol’s eyes rolled back and her body shuddered as Peter’s cock flexed violently
in the deep well of her cunt and his cum spurted, hotly, against her
pussy-walls. She dug her fingers into his flesh.
“Eeeeiiiii! Awwwwwwwww! . . . Ohhhhhhh!” Peter gasped through clenched teeth;
his eyes glazing as his erupting cock sent explosions of cum into his fantasy,
his “Marsha.”
Carol clung to his rigid body as his prick still pulsed in her cunt. She jerked
and shuttered like a rag doll; her pleasure so intense, tears ran down her
cheeks.
Peter slumped on her, exhausted, his body dead weight on her yielding flesh. She
held him in tight desperation, trying to forestall the reality that slowly
threatened to shatter this one moment in time.
“Marsha,” Peter mumbled, “. . . forgive me . . . waited so long . . . wanted
you.”
Carol heard his plea for forgiveness and realized what had happened. He thought
she was Marsha! He thought he was fucking her! Oh, my God, she thought, these
poor kids.
Peter propped himself up and pushed the matted hair away from her face. His hand
froze and his face became a mask of disbelief. No! No! This had to be a bad
dream. His tortured mind screamed at him. He couldn’t have fucked his own
mother, he just couldn’t have. His brain was stabbed with the ice cold spear of
his enormous sin. He had fucked his father’s wife! His laugh became hysterical.
Carol gathered him to her and began to make soothing sounds in his ear. She had
to make him understand. There was no sin in pleasure. His feelings for Marsha
were no different than the hidden feeling she had for her brother, or Mike, for
his sister. She felt no remorse. Fucking her stepson was no more a sin than
fucking her brother. She would make him understand. She had to.
She held him at arms length and shook him. “Stop, Peter, stop that!” she
commanded.
“Mom . . . I didn’t know . . . I thought . . . I’m sorry,” he said and his voice
trailed away.
“You thought I was Marsha. I wish it had been, for both your sakes; she would
have loved to be fucked like that, with so much pleasure. But if it couldn’t be
Marsha, I’m glad it was me.”
He stared at her, uncomprehending. “Wha . . . you enjoyed? . . . Marsha? . . .
Being fucked by me? That’s incest!”
Carol smiled and shook his head. “We committed no sin, Peter. Do you understand?
No sin! The only thing we’ve done is share ourselves. Did you enjoy fucking me?”
Suddenly aware of Carol’s lovely nakedness, Peter blushed and shrugged his
shoulders. Then he laughed. “I did enjoy it! I can’t lie about that. You’re a
great fuck . . . I mean . . . ” He shrugged again, eying her body and
remembering the wanton response of her grasping pussy. “That was supposed to be
a compliment.”
Carol hugged him tightly and giggled. “I took it as one. You know, you have a
great cock! I hate to admit it but it’s bigger than your father’s.”
Peter blanched at the mention of his father, but Carol patted his cheek. “I’m
going to tell you a secret, Peter. It’s really a family secret because we’re all
involved, even you and Marsha.
“And after I do that,” – she reached for his sticky, cock and began to finger it
back to life – “I think you’ll want to stick that lovely fuckpole back inside me
and really give me a ride.”
Carol could tell Peter didn’t understand what she was talking about, but her
loving arms were open, beckoning him to her, and when they folded around his
strong body she knew that his understanding would come.

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Chat room slut gets real Chapter1

Cindy was the pillar of society to her husband, family, church and work colleagues, but she inhabited a secret world of sex chat rooms where she lived out her deepest slut fantasies. Never expecting to act them out, a chance meeting with Jerry instantly changes everything and she realizes the darkest submissive fantasies of her imagination.

The club, femdom Ex-girlfriend.

This is a story about a guy who regularly visits an adult private sex-club, and so he does tonight. But tonight he runs into his ex-girlfriend, her new boyfriend and their female friend. The guy somehow gets convinced to join them and gets dominated. This story contains forced male bi-sexual acts.

Rules of being a guy

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
b) After wrecking your boss’ Ferrari
c) When your date is using her teeth
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes
7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.)
9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
10 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel… and it’s free.
12. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
13. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem — you didn’t see nothin’.
14. Women who claim the “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
15. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
16. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
17. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
d) Nice Ass, are you a Sagittarius?
18. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
19. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone, hang up if necessary.
20. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

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Curious Nurses Raise the Dead_(1)

There were three nurses that happened laid in a really long time cuz they were all too busy with work. Well, one of the times they are bringing a body to the morgue they notice a kinda tent on the mid section so they get curious and decide to peak. When they do tehy realize he extremely cute so the began to discuss it. After much debate they agre that they were all fuck him before they bring him in. The first gets on, does her thing, gets off, and moves aside. Second does the same. Well they wait and the third is just standing there so they both ask, “what are you waiting for? You said you would too.” She nervously mumbles, “I’m on my period.” The other two laugh and tell her “He’s dead, he doesn’t care and neither do we.” So she decides to do. She gets on, starts doing her thing and the man gasps and sits up. The three nurses scream and cower away saying, “w-we thought you were dead!” The man stands up and says “I was but after three jump starts and a blood transfusion I’m alive and kickin.”

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PICTURES of LILY

Jeremy takes a new job and rents an apartment from the mother of a friend of his mother’s. He finds some old photos of her stashed away in his apartment which leads into a relationship like none he’d ever had