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Jim meets the girl of his dreams. It is love at first site. He thinks everything about her is perfect until he learns a deep dark secret about her.

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Secret Room 4

Missy got to work just in the nick of time, thanks to a disruptive homeless man who argued with the bus driver and had to be escorted off by the police. Because of him, the bus was behind schedule about twenty minutes, and she wasn’t her usual fifteen minutes early for her shift.
“Missy, so glad you could join us!” said Derek, her boss, sarcastically. “I thought you weren’t going to be here. You’re practically late, you know.”
“I’m still on time.” she said, grabbing an apron and tying it around her waist. “Looks like I’ve got a minute to spare, too.”
“Well, just don’t let it happen again, okay? You know I like to have you girls here about fifteen minutes early, right?” he said, then turned and went into his office.
She stared at his closed door for a minute, then shrugged and went out to her first table.
“Can I take your order?” she asked the guy. He was in his early to mid thirties, she guessed, with sandy blonde hair and dreamy eyes.
“I’d like a fur burger with a side of thighs.” he said, straight-faced.
“Sorry, hon, breakfast only until ten.” she told him.
“Oh, well in that case, are your buns on the menu?” he asked. “And I’d really like to see your breast meat, too.”
“Are you going to order or not?” she demanded. “Quit fooling around and get serious!”
“Fine, bring me a coffee, and I’ll just think about your hair pie while I’m drinking it.” he said.
“Yeah, right.” she said, and turned to go get it, but before she could get out of there, he slipped his hand up under her skirt and pinched her ass lightly.
“Hey!” she exclaimed, jumping a little. He moved his hand and slid his middle finger right onto her pussy, slipping it between her labia and un-erringly finding her clit before pulling his hand away. She quickly moved back, out of reach, but he could tell that she’d been affected by it.
Her nipples were erect, she was breathing harder than usual, and two bright spots of color blushed her cheeks as he licked his finger and tasted of her. He smiled as she stood there, speechless.
There weren’t any other customers in the restaurant yet, because Monday mornings were the slowest day of the week. He slid out of the booth and took her hand, pulling her close to him, but she backed away with a look of fear in her eyes.
She fled to the ladies’ room, trying to get her emotions under control, but as she ran some water in the sink to splash her face, she saw tears flowing down her face. She was really rattled by her reaction to a total stranger’s rudeness. Her heart leapt into her throat as the door opened and he came into the bathroom with her, pausing only to turn the deadbolt and lock the door behind him. She tried to speak, but he held up one hand and stopped her with a gesture.
“Do you know why I did that?” he asked, his eyes boring into hers. She shook her head, too frightened to speak. “I could smell you. I could smell how horny you are. Well, I’m horny, too, and I figure we can take care of each other, right?”” He came right up to her and put his hands on her breasts through her blouse, rubbing her nipples.
She moaned as he began unbuttoning it and pulled it open. She was helpless to stop him as he kissed her, touching her bare breasts. He bent to take one of her nipples in his mouth and pulled up her skirt above her waist.
She opened her thighs for his hand as he slipped it back onto her pussy and fingered her again. She was kissing him back, passionately, and reached down to unbuckle his pants without any prompting. She pulled them open and got his cock out, then guided him into her with one hand.
“Oh, shit, you’re so tight!” he moaned, straightening up and driving it into her. She was so wet that he slid in easily, and the delicious friction was exactly what she needed to satisfy the itch Mike had started that morning.
“Oh, yes!” she moaned, feeling him fucking her with strong, steady strokes. She reached her peak quickly, shuddering and gasping for breath as she came. He pulled out of her a moment later and let her lean back against the sink.
“Boy, you sure came quickly.” he observed. “I’d like to fuck you again, but I’m afraid I didn’t bring any rubbers with me.”
“That’s okay.” she said, going to her knees. She took his cock in her mouth and tasted herself on it. It was interesting enough that she wondered what it would be like to eat out another woman.
He wasn’t nearly as big as Mike, so she had no trouble going all the way down on him. She bobbed her head as she sucked on it strongly, and a few minutes later, she was rewarded with a mouthful of hot, salty goo as he spurted off in her mouth. She swallowed it down, then heard the front door chime as another customer came in.
“I have to go!” she said, standing up and smoothing her skirt down. She hurriedly fastened the buttons of her blouse, then practically ran out of the bathroom. He smiled at his reflection in the mirror as he did up his pants.
Missy looked around the restaurant, but she didn’t see anyone else in there. She was puzzled, because she was sure she heard the front door chime. It was a very distinctive sound. A moment later, Derek stepped back through the door, and the chime sounded again.
“Oh, there you are.” he said. “I looked for you a minute ago, and you were nowhere to be found. Could I see you in my office for a moment, please? There’s something I need you to see.”
“Uh, sure, Derek.” she said. “I was in the bathroom for a moment.”
“Oh, that explains it.” he said, leading her back through the kitchen. “I thought you had stepped outside for a moment.” He held his office door open, then followed her through it.
He looked at her, then pointed out that her blouse was buttoned up wrong. She laughed nervously, then turned her back on him and fixed it. When she turned back around, he had moved very close to her.
“What did you want me to see?” she asked, trying to back away. He followed her, still very close, then bent his head and smelled her hair.
“You’re a beautiful woman, Missy.” he said. His hands found her waist and he kissed her. She struggled briefly, but then she gave in to it, and returned his kiss with ardent fervor. “Oh, God, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this.” he whispered. His hands moved up onto her breasts and fondled her nipples.
“Derek, wait.” she said, but he wasn’t listening. She took a step back and pushed his hands away.
“Missy, please…” he said, stepping closer once more.
“Derek, it’s just not a good idea for us to get involved.” she said.
“You want to bet?” he asked, mischievously. “I bet I can guess the color of your panties, and if I’m right, I get to take them off.”
“Huh, nice try, Derek!” she retorted. “What did you bring me in here to see?” He grinned at her and winked.
“If I can’t guess in three tries, then you get a dollar raise.” he said.
“If you do guess, then what happens?” she asked. “I really need that raise!” She looked at him, wondering if he could even guess that she wasn’t wearing any panties.
“Well, the first thing is you’re going to have to prove me wrong.” he told her, with a wink. “For something as serious as this, I’m not just going to take your word for it, right?”
“Okay, I’ll take the bet, but only on one condition.” she told him. “I’ll prove you wrong and take the dollar an hour raise, but then you have to eat me out and make me come. If you’re right, you get to take my panties off, and I’ll let you have me any way you want.”
“It’s a deal.” he said, eagerly. “You’re wearing white ones.”
“Wrong.” she said, smiling.
“Okay, then, pink, to match your outfit.” he guessed.
“Nope. Last try.” she told him.
“Okay, then, they’re black.” he said.
She grinned at him, then slowly hiked up her skirt and showed him her bare pussy. “I’m not wearing any, so get on your knees and get busy.” she told him. He slowly went to his knees and put his hands on her ass cheeks, drawing her nearer.
She opened her legs as he reached out with his tongue and licked her clit. She moaned and sat down on the floor, then leaned back and spread her thighs open wide.
He bent over her and licked her juices up as he fingered her. She began bucking her hips a moment later, going in time to his rhythmic tongue.
“Oh, yes, do it, just like that, do it, do it!” she gasped. He licked her clit, moving his tongue in small circles around it and over it. She bucked her hips, but he put his hands on her thighs and held her down as he ate her out. Just as she was about to come, he opened his pants and slid upward over her and placed his erection at the entrance to her womb.
“This wasn’t part of the bet, Derek.” she said, looking into his eyes. She could feel it pressing into her down there, just on the verge of sliding inside. He groaned and started to pull it away, but she grabbed his ass and held him there.
“Don’t stop.” she said. “But it’s going to cost you extra.”
“Anything you want.” he gasped. “But I get to do this whenever I want.”
“Fine.” she said, feeling him take her with one savage thrust. “Oh , God, yes!”
He began sliding it in and out faster and faster as her belly heaved under him. She was gasping for air, and then she came again, for the second time in about twenty minutes.
“Don’t come inside me!” she gasped. “When you get close, I’ll suck you off, okay?”
“Ahh, okay.” he gasped. “Get ready!” He pulled out of her and moved up her body until his throbbing cock was right in front of her face. She opened her mouth and took it inside, once again tasting her own juices on it, then swallowed rapidly as he spewed burst after burst down her throat.
“Ohh, yeah!” he sighed, feeling her let him go when he was done. “Damn, but you’re good at that!”
“My pleasure.” she said, pushing him off of her. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a table waiting for his coffee.”
“Oh, sure.” he said. “I’ll see you later, okay?”
“Sure, Derek, and thanks for the two dollar raise.” she said, getting up.
“Two dollars?!” he gasped. “I said one dollar!”
“Yeah, well then, you can forget about ever doing this again.” she retorted, pushing her skirt back down. “I was going to start every shift with a blowjob, too, but I guess if you’re too cheap…”
“No, wait!” he said. “Two dollars sounds fair to me.”
“I thought you might see things my way.” she smiled, then blew him a kiss on her way out the door.

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Confessions of a Divorce Attorney

“I want the Residence in the Hampton, on the East Side, and in Los Angeles, along with that I want three cars of my choosing, and a $4.60 million settlement.” My clients soon to be ex wife’s lawyer presented the settlement to us annoyingly calm.
“That is nowhere near the settlement my client will be willing to agree to.” I replied.
“We will see you in court then, have a good day.” They got up and stormed out of the conference room in my office.
I could see the displeasement in my clients face, I knew we would be able to get a better settlement in court from a judge, but not much of a better settlement. He cheated, and that makes his prenup void, that clause in the prenups tends to be a bitch for successful businessmen that work a lot. I get really exhausted with the utter stupidity these men have marrying these gold digging trophy wives, that are in it for the money 110%. Then they end up being dumbfounded when their wives wait for them to cheat, file for divorce, and take half of everything they have because of an infidelity clause in their prenup. I deal with them on a day to day basis being a divorce lawyer, sometimes I think about leaving the business, then I remember the money is too good to pass up.
“Don’t worry about it, if they won’t agree to a better settlement, we can get a better one from a judge, in court.” I assured him.
“I don’t want to give up anymore than 25% of my assets, and if you can make that happen I will triple your hourly wage.” he replied.
“It will be a challenge, but I like a challenge, I will do my best to keep it under 25%, but you can not go off and do anything stupid like sleep with her sister again.” I informed him.
“I can do that.” he said laughing.
He got up, shook my hand, and walked out of the conference room, I knew if I was going to keep the settlement under 25% I would need to find something big on her. I got up and walked into my office, I got on the phone to call my private investigator, I was too busy to find what I needed on her to settle. I have used the same private investigator since I entered the law profession a couple years ago, he has always stayed loyal to me, and brought me sufficient evidence for whatever I am attempting to accomplish at the time, he was expensive but worth it.
“I need you to find something big on a Elizabeth Lynn Chovacksky, currently resides at
5th Avenue and East 81st Street, unit 995, 12th floor.” I said.
“What outcome are you looking to achieve of this, and what is my time frame?” he asked.
“I need a 25% settlement, on a void prenup due to infidelity, and we have one and a half weeks until we go to court, make it good and I will double your rate.” I replied.
Then the line ended and the dial tone appeared. This kind of work was going to make me go grey young, stressful, and twenty hour work days, six to seven days a week don’t help. I was only twenty six years old, I graduated law school at twenty two, graduated high school when I was sixteen, and started university that fall. Sometimes I wonder if being so successful, so quickly, at such an early age was somewhat robbing me of enjoying my youth. In the long run though I think it was worth it, I am so financially secure, and I have a great career that won’t end anytime soon.That is something I dreamed of having when I was younger, I wanted to be highly successful in whatever career path I chose to follow.
I got up and walked over to the bucket of ice sitting on the coffee table, in the sitting area of my office. I grabbed the ice pick and stabbed a couple pieces of ice off and put it into a scotch glass, I grabbed the bottle of Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique, from the coffee table,it was my favorite, and I poured myself a glass. I walked over to my desk, sat down, and loosened my tie, sometimes I like to take a break and just drift off thinking about things. Then my secretary walked into my office and placed a folder onto my desk, I hired her last year when I became a partner at the firm. She was sexy as hell, but that wasn’t the only reason I hired her, she graduated top of her class at yale in pre-law. She was very intelligent and smart, sometimes I even used her when I was preparing for a case, she had helped me quite a few times actually.
“You just received a settlement offer from Elizabeth Chovacksky’s lawyer, it came in ten minutes ago.” she said to me.
“Thank you, can you get me a cup of coffee, and reschedule the lunch with Vanderbilt for next week, instead of tomorrow” I replied.
“Of course sir.” she walked out of my office.
I opened the folder, and the request was the residence on the East Side, one car of her choice, and $1.25 million, this is the best settlement he could possibly get. Plus it only came in at around 22% of his total worth, I was raking in triple my hourly rate without even taking the case to court, or paying my private investigator. I asked my secretary to call him and have the investigation canceled because we had a settlement we were prepared to agree upon. I faxed the settlement to my clients office to be signed, I had already signed, his soon to be ex wife had already signed, and her lawyer had already signed. I was ready to be done with this case, and take a much needed vacation back home to Portland to see my family, I hadn’t been back in four years, since I got my law degree. I had a trip planned to go back for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and it was Wednesday, only one more work day. It was already 10:00 at night, and I was ready to go home, I had been in the office at 6:00 this morning, and was in the office until 1:30 in the morning last night. Adrianna my secretary had already left, and gone home at 9:00. I got up and walked down the hall to the elevator, the entire office was dark, everyone had gone home already, I usually was the last person to leave and go home at the end of the night. My office was on the 45th floor of the Hearst Building, I got into the elevator and hit the button for the ground floor. I walked outside and rose my hand up calling a taxi cab, when I got home I hung my suit, dress shirt, and tie up, put my watch into its case, and got into bed.
I laid there in bed in my boxers, I was kind of horny, and all I could think about was Adrianna, the more I thought the harder my dick got. I started beating my cock, imagining her sucking on my cock, while I hold onto her blonde hair, then I imagined myself fingering her bare shaved pussy while licking her clitorus side to side, while she held onto my hair and moaned my name. Then I imagined spreading her legs open and rubbing her pussy with my dick, until I slowly slid it into her while she was moaning my name. Right as I imagined shoving my cock into her I cummed all over my chest, legs, sheets, and my hand, I don’t remember the last time I cummed this much. After that I was so exhausted that I started to drift out, and before I knew it I was out and asleep.
I woke up the next morning to my alarm at 4:30, I was pumped and ready to go for the day, because tomorrow I would be flying out to Portland. I did one hour of workouts in my boxers, then got ready and was out to the office by 5:30, got to the office at 6:00. I had breakfast ready and sitting on my desk, Adrianna got me breakfast every morning, on my desk by 6:00. Next to my breakfast this morning was a folder, which I found off because I wasn’t involved in any ongoing cases. I sat down at my desk with my cup of coffee, and opened the folder, there was five photocopied pictures of pussy and titts, and if I didn’t know any better I would guess of it was Adrianna. I called Adrianna into my office to figure out who had delivered this folder.
“Where did this folder come from?” I asked.
“Well I took the photos on the photocopy machine, and put them in the folder for you.” she replied.
“Uhm, why?” I was completely confused, and almost speechless.
“I thought you would like it, I see you checking me out around the office when you see me around, plus you have been really stressed out.” she replied.
“So what does this mean?” I asked.
“Well you tell me.” she said while walking over and sitting on my lap.
“Uhhh I don’t know.” I replied.
“Then I guess I will have to show you what it means.” she said while sitting on my lap and grabbing my half erect cock through my trousers.
I pushed the button on my desk that makes the glass walls around my office white out, then I started kissing Adrianna. Caressing her tongue with my tongue, and grabbing her tits. My cock was hard and throbbing, I had her on my lap, moving around, and rubbing my cock with her hand. She stood up, got onto her knees, undid my belt, and took my cock out of my trousers. She stared at it for about 30 seconds while rubbing it, then started to suck on it, instantly there was immense pleasure, I wanted to cum all over her face. I had fantasised about fucking her, and her sucking on my cock many times since I hired her, but now it was actually happening. I stood up as she stood up and unzipped her dress, she sat down in my chair, I slipped her heels off and tossed them, pulled her dress down and tossed it. She was sitting there in my chair, in nothing but a bra, and a thong, staring at me with my throbbing cock hanging out of my undone, and unzipped trousers. She was so beautiful and sexy, her tits were if I had to guess a D cup, she had a sexy ass, that I learned I loved to grab onto, and she definitely knew how to suck cock. I took my tie off and my shirt and threw them to the ground, got down on my knees slid her pink laced thong off, and started licking her bare pussy. I slid my finger into her pussy while I licked her clitorus side to side, she was holding onto my hair with both hands and pulling me deeper into her pussy while moaning. Her pussy tasted so good, and it was so warm, I wanted to lick her pussy every day until I died.
She stood up and I shoved her down bending over my desk, I undid her bra and tossed it to the ground, slipped my shoes and trousers off, and with my trousers went my boxers. I started rubbing her pussy from behind her with my cock, then I lined it up, it was so wet that I didn’t even have to spit on it, or use any kind of lubricant. My cock slid right into her hot pussy, her pussy lips were pink and swollen, her tits were hard, I started going gently and soft. Then I started speeding up and my balls started smacking against her thighs, She was moaning, she was so naughty, I could tell she loved rough sex. I spread her cheeks apart and watched my cock go in and out of her pussy, I took my dick out of her and flipped her around, lined my cock up and slid it into her pussy. She grabbed onto my ass cheek with one hand, and scratched my back with her other hand, she was leaving hickies all over my chest, I was fucking her so hard my balls were starting to hurt from smacking her ass. I knew I was near cumming inside of her, and I didn’t want to take the risk of getting her pregnant. So I took my cock out of her pussy and slid it into her asshole, her face turned into pure pleasure,I could tell she wasn’t expecting it at all. I started fucking her as hard as I could, while rubbing her clitorus, she was holding onto me tighter than any girl ever had. I was about to cum, so grabbed onto her blonde hair with one hand, and put my other hand around her back. Then I erupted into her asshole, it felt like I cummed for 35 seconds straight, it was the best orgasm I had ever had in my life. I took my cock out of her and cum just started pouring out of her, she was laying there with sweat running down her body, smiling at me, I was sweating too, it was a hell of a cardio workout.
I reached for my boxers, slide them on, then slide my trousers back on, tightened my belt, put my undershirt on, slid my dress shirt on, buttoned it up, then tied my tie. By the time I was fully dressed, I turned around and saw Adrianna was dressed and laying on one of the couches in my office, I pushed the button and turned the glass transparent again. She was sitting there with a glass of scotch, she had another glass sitting on the coffee table, I walked over and grabbed it, and sat down in the chair next to the couch. I couldn’t believe I just fucked my secretary.

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Another mans wife. Part 2

It only took me a few days to contact Stacey and I could tell she was keen to hear from me by the sound of her voice “I was hoping you would call” she said with a relieved expression “when can i see you again” she went on to ask, I knew that this was going to get crazy and I must admit I was excited about the idea of fooling around with a married woman. “whenever you want to see me” i told her and she suggested that i come into town where she works and meet her after lunch, we arranged a place down the road from her office and she told me she could leave work about 2:30 so i decided to have an early day myself and headed in to meet her.
I rang Stacey as I arrived in the city near her office and she told me to pick her up down the road a bit from where she actually worked, I sat in the car waiting for her for a few minutes before i seen her walking down the footpath towards me, she looked fucking sexy in a pair of heels with black stockings a tight business woman style skirt and jacket suit with a white button up top under neath, she spotted my car from the description I gave her and she headed over and jumped in the passenger side “Wow look at you ” i said as she smiled across at me “You look very important” i said as she told me to hurry up and get her out of here, she told me she worked as a PA for a ceo of some company and that she had to dress slutty to keep the dirty old men happy. We drove just out of the city and decided to pull into a pub for a quick drink, we agreed that we should be safe over this side of town because it was a long way from her place.
We sat in the back of the place and talked for a bit , she told me that after our first night together she went home a different woman and knew she wanted to see more of me, she said her hubby had asked her where she was that night and she wasn’t sure if he believed the story about her staying at her friends place, she told me how she needed more in her sex life and since our first night together she has realized that she really does need to let the dirty girl inside her come out, after we talked for a bit and had a couple of drinks Stacey said she didn’t have to go back to work so we decided to go for a drive somewhere a bit more secluded. I drove down towards the waterfront and found a car park that was pretty much empty except for a few cars here and there, Stacey looked around before leaning in and kissing me , i pulled her closer to me and kissed her passionately as she pushed herself towards me, we kissed and touched for a few minutes before she pulled back to her side and leaned against the door, her legs crossed up in front of her with her skirt slightly ruffled up, she gave me the best fuck me eyes as she pulled her jacket off and started to unbutton her top, I watched as one button at a time she popped her top open and pulled it back off her big round tits, all that was covering her nipples was her lacy white bra which looked fucking sexy in front of me in the car. i leaned over and pulled her towards me as we kissed again but this time a lot more furiously than last, i reached around and pulled at her bra clip while she reached for my cock through my jeans, i leaned back enough to get my jeans undone and before I could do anything she had my cock free from my pants and her hand wrapped around it , her head dove into my lap as she started to suck my fat cock in the front of the car, i held the back of her head as she forced my cock into her mouth and she sucked harder and harder with every stroke.
Her head turned to look up at me between strokes “You like that” she asked “Yeah baby , thats fucking awesome ” I replied “don’t stop” i told her as she swallowed as much as she could “Talk dirty to me” she told me as she looked up again “Suck my cock you dirty bitch ” “you love that fat cock you filthy married slut” I told her ” oh yeah thats it baby” she said as she stopped and looked up at me “I am a naughty girl that needs your cock” she said as she continued sucking my fat cock ” You want me to fuck your sexy little pussy ” I asked her ” Oh yes please, fuck me please” she answered so I grabbed her by the hair as I pulled her head up towards mine , we kissed for a second before I opened the door and jumped out of the car, I ran around her side and pulled her door open and she looked up at me with a slutty look in her eyes knowing she was about to get fucked hard right there in the car park. I grabbed her arm and pulled her from the car before pushing her against the side of the car, she was only wearing heels ,stockings and her skirt and panties now and her big tits were bouncing around in front of me, as i lifted her leg up around my side i reached up and pulled her white little panties off, she wrapped one leg around me as I lifted her up against the car and shoved my cock into her dripping wet hole, she moaned and yelled as I pounded her pussy with her back against the car her legs wrapped around me, in clear view of anyone that walked past, after a few minutes I pulled out and spun her around, she leant forward onto the car before I pulled her towards the back of the car and bent her over the boot, I positioned myself behind her ready to smash her doggy and as I ran my hands up her back and side she looked back at me with a look of absolute pleasure “Fuck me baby” she yelled as she looked around to see if we had any viewers ” I’m a dirty slut ” she told me as I pushed my cock into her from behind ” you are my dirty little slut ” I told her ” fuck me like a slut ” she begged as I jammed everything I could into her, after just a few minutes I was ready to explode “I’m gonna cum baby” I told her and she pushed me back enough to spin around and drop to her knees in front of me grabbing hold of my cock and jerking it furiously in front of her face ” cum on my face ” she demanded “cum all over me baby” she told me as I looked at this dirty married slut in front of me on her knees in the car park with nothing but a skirt on and begging for my cum all over her and just then I blew all over her mouth and chin as she jerked my cock towards her, I grabbed her head and forced her mouth onto my knob and as she sucked it clean I looked around to see if anyone had seen our little show. there didn’t seem to be too many people in sight but i didn’t really care anyway.
We got back in the car and cleaned ourselves up , Stacey told me that it made her so hot when I talked dirty to her and that being the dirty little married slut is just what she wants, she told me how she wished that people would have come past and seen her getting fucked in broad day light, I told her to organize one night this week to get away from the family and come to my place so i can fuck her properly, she said she would ring me and let me know when she can come. That night she rang and told me she could come round Friday night, she also told me how when she got home today she was feeling that sexy that she let the hubby bend her over the table and fuck the arse off her. Hubby wasn’t sure what was going on but it wasn’t long until he started to realize his good little wife was really a dirty little slut. . . TO BE CONTINUED

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Take it Easy – Chapter Five: Heterochromia Iridum

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Time for a little raisin bread

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I`d like some raisin bread, please,” the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily.
“No,” croaks the feeble old man…. “But it’s startin’ to twitch.”

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Evil Dudes-Chapter 2

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