Yo momma lines
Just when you think ‘yo moma’ jokes are out, a douchbag like me brings them back in………
Just when you think ‘yo moma’ jokes are out, a douchbag like me brings them back in………
Martin suffers brutal torture from his wife and her lover until he takes revenge.
Face slapping reasons and styles can vary greatly, but the act is ultimately a gesture of power that delivers a healthy dose of humiliation. It can be done either in or out of a scene, as part of sex, as part of discipline, punishment or other. This article is more about the how than the why.
The fun with my sons continues
A young teen gets taught by an older teen until something strange happens. And then, it all ends.
Me getting molested again but this time at a party!
Melissa shared another fantasy with me and we made it cum true!
After I return from a visit to my family
This is the story of Mary, she is sixteen, during her summer school holidays she works at the hotel her parents own. This story needs to be read in order for continuity, this is what she gets up in that holiday……
Ivy finds hersrlf helpless at the hands of a demonic man.
This story happened, if it really did happen many years ago
THIS IS A ROMANCE STORY, NOT JUST HUMPING AND FUCKING ALL THE TIME. Constructive critism always welcomed
A picked on teen finds her love and protector is right next door.
This is fantasy. It involves two cousins(girls 16 and 18), the girl’s grandmother, and a semi-conscious, semi-consenting 25 year old male main character. There is kinda incest with the female characters being related, and a bit of an issue with a sexually active 16-year-old.
Michael did in fact forget about Rose. All he thought about until ten was math. And Zoë. They had forgot about the help until nine o’clock, but she assured him that her parents wouldn’t worry about her. At nine they resumed their studies, going over the homework that they had been assigned and finishing it in a half an hour. By then Zoë fully understood the subject. Once they were done Michael excused himself to the bathroom while she went to refill her water. Once he was inside with the door locked he dropped his pants and let his cock loose. He hadn’t been able to get off since that morning when he and Rose had fucked. He sat on the lid of the toilet and began stroking it. After a full day of almost no attention his dick would have been a little bigger than normal, but the light touches and smiles of the elegant and gorgeous Zoë had forced him to hide his erection a few times over the course of the night. The result was his full nine and a half inches, swollen and red with need.
As his hand gently began to stroke his cock he imagined that scene that he had witnessed so long ago, though it in fact had only been two days; Candy, the bitch ballerina, undressed and caressing her stunning body.
Quickly the scene changed to one of Zoë on her knees in front of him. He stroked for about five minutes to no avail before he gave up and tucked it back away. As Michael quickly dropped down the stairs he found Zoë standing in his path. Too late to do anything Michael hit the carpet of the first step and flew forward, crashing straight into Zoë and dumping her ice water all over the both of them. Luckily the collision had occurred in a place where there was no furniture. Looking up from the floor Michael found Zoë with ice water all down the front of her shirt and some on her shorts. He struggled to his feet and winced, pain coming from where his head had hit the floor. He helped her to her feet and began his apology when she gasped and ran off. Again Michael felt the pain in his head, and reaching up to find the spot he found his head warm and wet, slightly sticky. Pulling his hand back he found blood dripping down his fingers to his palm. Zoë rushed back with a towel and pressed it to his head, attempting to staunch the flow.
“Mike are you okay? I’m so sorry I didn’t think that you would be down that quickly…” For a moment he was unable to reply. Michael was to busy looking at the outline of her bra through the gray t-shirt that had been soaked. Realizing that she might catch him looking he stammered a reply.
“Yeah, ow! I’m… aah! I’m fine Zoë. Really I’m okay. And you shouldn’t be apologizing this is my fault. I crashed into you.” He took her hand as she led him up the stairs to the bathroom to examine the wound. Once they were in front of the mirror she pulled the towel away and they looked, finding it was only tiny cut just beneath the hairline. He put a bandage on it as she dropped the towel into the hamper.
“Um, Zoë maybe you should change, your covered in water and your shirt is a bit see through…” She began to ask a question until she looked down and found what he said to be true. She gasped and looked at Michael, but the second her eyes landed on him she covered her mouth with a hand to stop from laughing. Looking down Mike discovered that his shorts had taken on the same see through quality, and he was still afflicted by his erection. The ice water had, however, forced his dick to begin to shrink, meaning that a half flaccid head tented his shorts just down his right leg. He looked at her and realized that she thought he had a small cock.
“Uhhh… yeah, so you could probably use one of my sister’s shirts… and I think I’ll go change as well.” He spun and walked out of the bathroom, the laughter starting as soon as he was gone. He went straight to his room and grabbed a pair of basketball shorts he used for sleeping, stripping out of his shorts and boxers. He grabbed another pair of boxers and put them on. Actually changing took him a while, as his semi erect cock was still large for the small underwear. Finally he emerged from his room to find Zoë nowhere in sight. He was about to knock on his sister’s door when he realized that the door was not fully shut. Looking into his sister’s mirror he could see Zoë, fully nude and pulling on a pair of sweat pants and a white t-shirt. She left her bra and panties on his sister’s bed, covering her lightly tanned skin with the thin material of the shirt and admiring herself in the mirror mounted on the door of the closet. She stayed half turned and pulled off the shirt, her breasts falling free of the white fabric with a slight bounce. Michael watched as she picked out a pink one and spun full towards him, the shirt over her head and her chest fully exposed to his hungry eyes. Michael tore himself away from the sight as he felt his cock beginning to grow again, heading down stairs and refilling her cup with ice water. When she came down he handed her the cup and smiled.
“Thanks Mike…” She said the nickname with a sly smile, as if it was a joke.
“I’m sorry that I ran into you, Zoë. How do the clothes fit?” She kept smiling at him as he asked her.
“They fit pretty well… they’re a bit small…” she laughed at her own joke and pulled the hem of the shirt down, stretching it out and making her nipples poke out through the thin pink cotton. She tried to keep a straight face as she did a spin but as soon as she faced him again she began to laugh again. He grinned at her belief, knowing that if she knew his real size she wouldn’t be laughing. But he decided to play along with the game.
“Ha ha, very funny Zoë. Lets just go sit down.” She grinned and agreed, grabbing his arm and cuddling with him as they made their way to the sofa. He sat down on the shorter of the two, resting against the arm and watching as she laid down on the whole thing, putting her feet on the arm rest and resting her head on the other end. She smiled at him from the other end, laughing every so often. After the first couple times he laughed along with her, shifting and putting his feet on the couch with his knees up in the air, grabbing her feet and beginning to massage them. After a while she began to relax and shut her eyes. When Michael looked at the clock reading ten he began to get scared.
“Hey, Zoë, don’t you have to be home soon? It’s ten o’clock.” She opened her eyes and looked at him still massaging her feet.
“No. My parents trust me enough that I can stay wherever I want. They understand that I don’t like to drive late at night and so if I’m not in by about ten they just assume I’m staying over at a friend’s house.” She waited until he had finished her massage before she stood up, stretching and groaning only to sit back down, this time on Michael’s lap. He was a bit stunned by this but she seemed absolutely fine with it all so he didn’t say anything. He felt his erection start to poke out of his underwear, but he ignored it, seeing it more as a time bomb than anything else. He smiled and went along with it.
“Want to watch a movie? We might as well do something.” She shook her head and continued looking at him with a funny expression. Michael knew it but he couldn’t describe it… it was just off the tip of his tongue. Suddenly, on a rapid exchange of thoughts, he remembered something she had said.
“Zoë, what did you mean when you said that you thought I would be up in the bathroom longer?” She stammered a bit before she started giggling again.
“I, I uh… I knew that you had a hard on… I tried hard to give you one! I figured you’d gone up there to take care of it.” Michael started to apologize, one hand moving up to the back of his neck to rub absentmindedly. She grabbed it and wrapped it around her waist. “You don’t have to apologize! I knew what I was doing before hand. And I wanted a break anyway.” She smiled that stunning smile again, melting all of Michael’s soul with it.
“Well you certainly got a break.” They both laughed at the jest. They sat there for a while, simply talking about absolutely nothing. Finally Zoë got up to refill her water, removing the pressure from his nuts. He corrected the angle at which his dick pointed then followed Zoë into the kitchen. She filled her cup with water, smiling at him as he came in and leaned against the bar. She walked over and slid in beside him, setting her water on the bar and leaning against him.
“Just couldn’t stay away from me huh?” He looked at her when she said it. She wasn’t looking up at him, just looking forward at the cabinets. He turned his body so that he faced her. She looked up at him as he did so. Her nose and cheeks had a few freckles, or rather spots of groups of freckles. It gave her an even more innocent look than the one she already wore. He smiled gently.
“Why would I want to?” Michael slid forward, hugging her to him and kissing her. She wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him in tighter to her. He didn’t press the kiss, not wanting to ruin anything the way he had with Rose. He did, however, want her in the most intimate ways. Michael picked her up as they continued to kiss and carried her into the den. Setting her on the longer couch he laid down on top of her, supporting himself with his hands to keep from putting his entire weight on her. They resumed their kiss, this time a little bit more desperately. Zoë reached down and grabbed the hem of her shirt, pulling up and off to expose her breasts to his view. Michael ran a hand underneath the small of her back, pulling her up to him and nibbling the nape of her neck. She hugged him even tighter, moaning ever so slightly as his fingers stroked the small of her back and his teeth picked at her.
After some attention was given to her neck he moved his lips down to her breasts, her fingers clawing at his shoulders to pull him tighter to her luscious globes. His tongue whipped out and began to encircle her small brown areolas, covering her nipple in saliva. She cried out at the feeling of his mouth sucking hard on her breast, her own hand pulling off of his back and pinching her other nipple hard. Michael stopped his attention and slid back up her body to kiss her, kissing her hard and feeling her arms on the back of his neck, pulling him closer to her. Her legs rose and wrapped around his ass, holding him as she kissed him furiously and rubbing her nipples against his own.
Zoë squealed in surprise as Mike picked her up again, this time walking towards the stairs. She continued to kiss him, not caring where they were going. If he had taken her out in the street and fucked her like a dog she wouldn’t have cared. She needed him.
After a few minutes of steps Zoë felt the cushion of the bed underneath her back, grinning as she looked about and found herself in his bedroom. She pushed him off of her and stood, pushing the sweatpants down to the floor and sauntering sexily over to her lover. She crawled on top of him and kissed him, letting his arms gently wrap around her. After a short make out session she slid down his stomach, stopping at his neck to bite it as he had done to her earlier. She then resumed her erotic journey; gently licking one of his nipples and sending small sparks through him as she went on her way to his shorts. He grinned as he awaited her reaction to his true length. He watched Zoë grab the waistband of his shorts and pull, waiting for his average or smaller dick to pop up. She pulled faster and faster, reaching his knees before she finally was rewarded with his cock bouncing up and presenting itself to her. She gasped and put one hand around it, barely fitting her fingers around the girth. She gaped at him and then saw his grin, smiling devilishly and returning to his throbbing cock.
She didn’t waste any time. Michael felt her hand on the base, felt her stroke it a few times before he felt the warmth and wet of her lips latch onto the head. He groaned as she licked around the head, passing over the spot just above his tip that was so sensitive. Then he watched as Zoë slid her lips down, stroking her hand up it the entire time. She slowly took more and more of his cock until they both felt it touch the back of her throat. Looking up at him with a mouthful of his cock Zoë simply continued forward, allowing the head to push past the boundary of her throat and slide down to the base. Michael groaned at the sight of her lips reaching his pubic hair, the feeling of her throat on his cock. She pulled her lips off of his cock and swung around, placing her pussy just above his mouth. Her request was obvious.
As she continued to suck his cock he grabbed her ass in his hands, pulling her dripping lips down to meet his. She moaned around his cock as she reached his crotch a second time. Michael shoved his tongue into her fuck tunnel, the taste of her secretions like candy to his wanting stomach. He pushed his tongue into her faster and faster, tongue fucking her until he remembered the spot on Rose’s cunt. He tongued it briefly to test for a reaction. At the feeling of his tongue on her G-spot Zoë shook visibly, her moans long and loud from around his cock. Michael finally felt his balls begin to burn as Zoë began her fourth deep throat. He pulled himself away from her sweet pussy, watching as her throat expanded on his cock. Mike groaned when he saw the head clearly outlined in her throat.
“Oh, fuck babe I’m gonna cum…!” Michael felt the heat shooting up his dick, the feelings of bliss rocketing through his lower body and his mind, and began to pump his cock in and out of her throat as he shot his load into her stomach. She stopped her descent as she felt the first string of seed race up his length, pulling back until the head was the only thing in her mouth. Mike came as he had that morning, cumming a bucketful of seed into Zoë’s mouth. Somehow she managed to swallow it all without losing a single drop. When he was finished she looked like she had eaten a full meal, her stomach slightly swollen with the amount of sperm in her belly. She swung around and kissed Mike, the two lacing their fingers together as they kissed passionately.
However content the two lovers were, Michael soon felt his cock begin to rise, pressing against Zoë’s pussy as it grew to its full height. She looked back to his recharged cock and smiled at him.
“Well, you certainly are a race horse! Hung like one too!” She laughed and kissed him again, letting him hug her to him as she rubbed her wet pussy on the base of his cock. She squealed with joy as he rolled her over so that he was on top, rubbing his cock against her cunt as they continued to kiss. Finally he lowered, pressing his cock into her entrance and pushing into her pussy. Zoë grunted as he pushed gently into her, spreading her vagina like nothing ever had before. She wrapped her legs around his waist again as he pushed into her slowly, stopping when he reached the thin flesh of her hymen.
“Shit… I forgot about my maidenhead… Michael just tear it, I need you in my fucking pussy!” Michael kissed her with as much love as he could, pressing hard against her and breaking his cock into her untouched void. She screamed as it broke, her fingernails breaking the skin of Mike’s shoulders as she attempted to squeeze the pain out of her most sensitive body part. The result was intense pressure along Michael’s cock, which was already squeezed tightly by her virgin pussy. After a little while she relaxed and kissed him, begging for him to continue. He pushed into her slower than he had before, forcing her wet pussy apart as he pleasured them. Finally he felt his hips touch hers, pushing a little harder and successfully hitting her cervix. Once Zoë felt the head of his cock on her cervix she cried out in surprise before begging him to continue. Michael did so happily.
As he pulled back out Michael groaned, her tight pussy squeezing his cock hard while trying to suck him back inside of her.
“Ooooohhhh god… I miss you already… Fuck me Michael! I need to cum all over your cock!” Zoë’s eyes were flooded with desperation and lust, urging Mike on in his quest. He forgot that she was a virgin, shoving his cock back into her fast and ramming into her cervix. She grunted and moaned loud, begged him to do it again. Michael fucked her hard, ramming his cock into her as fast as he could and relishing every second of it. Zoë didn’t take long to climax.
“Ohhhh yes oh fuck oh yes oh god oh MICHAEL fuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!” Zoë felt the climax through her entire body, the huge cock in her pussy destroying her as her lover fucked her the way she wanted it. She bucked under him as Mike continued. She climaxed again only a few minutes later, this time spraying Michael with juices as she screamed that same orgasmic rant over and over,
“ooooooooooooOOOOHHHHhhhhhh…!” After her third orgasm in a row Mike felt his own hitting him like a train. He pushed into her hard and let his load loose, forgetting everything else as he finished fucking the woman beneath him. Zoë screamed when she felt his seed hit her cervix, flood her cunt and squeeze itself into every possible part of her hole. Mike didn’t even bother to pull his cock from her pussy. He wrapped her in a hug, kissed her once more and rolled over, falling fast asleep with cum leaking down onto his nuts and his lover on his chest.
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I saw more than what I expected on my son’s PC
Fiona, a twinborn witch, her sister-wife Aoifa, and her warrior husband Seamus rescue a village from raiding kobolds. Seamus and Aoifa enjoy the village’s generosity while Fiona uncovers a greater threat.
trying to add more story in this one, new themes as well so I’d like to hear what people think
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?… Not really? Well, you are going to find out whether you like it or not. Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that it would be all right, and that he could sleep in the barn.
The man went into the barn to bed down, and the farmer went back into the house. Well, as the story goes, the farmer’s daughter came down from upstairs and asked her father, “Who was that man going into the barn?”
“That’s some fellow traveling through,” said the farmer. “He needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the barn.”
The daughter then asked, “Did you offer the man anything to eat?”
“Gee, no, I didn’t,” the farmer answered.
The daughter said, “Well, I’m going to take him some food.” She went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it out to the barn. The daughter was in the barn for an hour before returning to the house. When she came back in, her clothes were all disheveled and buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of straw tangled up in her long blonde hair. She immediately went up the stairs to her bedroom and went to sleep.
A little later, the farmer’s wife came down and asked her husband why their daughter went to bed so early.
“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “I told a man that he could sleep in the barn, and our daughter took him some food.”
“Oh,” replied the wife. “Well, did you offer the man anything to drink?”
“Umm, no, I didn’t,” said the farmer.
The wife then said, “I’m going to take something out there for him to drink.” The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went out to the barn. She did not return for over an hour, and when she come back into the house, her clothes were also messed up, and she had straw twisted into her blonde hair. She went straight up the stairs and into bed.
The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left the farm. A few hours later, the daughter woke up and came rushing downstairs. She went right out to the barn, only to find it empty. She ran back into the house. “Where’s the man from the barn?” she eagerly asked her father.
Her father answered, “He left several minutes ago.”
“What?” she cried. “He left without saying good-bye? After all we had together? I mean, last night he made such passionate love to me.”
“What?” shouted the father. The farmer ran out into the front yard looking for the man, but by now the man was halfway up the side of the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, “I’m gonna get you! You had sex with my daughter!”
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands next to his mouth, and yelled out, “ILAIDTHEOLADEETOO!”
And that’s how Yodeling began!
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She like her friends father in a very special way
The first experiences of the unicorn and the couple.
This is an edit of my original story. I cleaned up the grammatical errors, and to clean up the dialouge.
My wifes cousin breaks up with boyfriend and need to move.
Chapter 1: The Flight
I stepped aboard the plane, and walked to the back to take my seat. It was summer and I was going up to Boston to visit my family. My parents were too busy to come up with me, so they bought me a ticket and said I could go up by myself.
I sat down in my window seat, and took out ‘A Picture of Dorian Grey’, a long boring book that I had to read for summer reading. Whoever deemed this book was ‘a classic’ is an asshole. As I struggled through the first page, a huge fat man with a scraggily beard and a Justice League t-shirt that was way too small for him walked near my row and looked around. I began to pray that he wasn’t in my row. But he was. Thankfully though, his seat was at the end. At least I had a little bit of luck. I continued to try and read the book. Before I could get any farther, a girl walked over. She had long shiny black hair, and big beautiful green eyes. I’m not very good at guessing age, but she looked to be 17 just like me. She looked up at the row number to double check, and grabbed her luggage to put up in the overhead compartment. She was a little bit short, and couldn’t quite get her suitcase up top, so I got out of my seat to help her. Since I was six feet tall, it was no problem for me.
“Thank you!” she smiled. She had such a happy, pleasant voice that made you smile back.
“No problem,” I said nonchalant. “My name’s Alex.”
“I’m Becca.”
Our eyes met and her smile grew bigger. Suddenly, the fat man let out a long snort. Looking down I saw he was asleep and already snoring. I looked back at Becca. “Why don’t you take the window seat, I don’t think you want to sit next to him.”
“Are you sure?” she asked.
“Yeah go ahead.” I gestured to the window seat and she sat down. I followed and took the middle seat. The fat guy was squishing into me.
“Here,” she said. Becca lifted up the arm rest between us, so I could move away from the fat guy, and closer to her.
Finally, the plane took off. Becca was scarred of flying, and she grabbed my hand and squeezed. She moved even closer to me, so now our bodies were touching. After we were in the air, we started talking. She was from the same city as I was, and she was going up to visit her older sister. After awhile, I accused myself to go to the bathroom. I squeezed by the fat man who was still sleeping and made my ways to bathrooms. There was one open so I entered and locked the door. I looked into the mirror at myself. I can’t believe how lucky I am. This girl was beautiful and perfect. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
“Occupied,” I called out.
“What about for me?” came Becca’s cheery voice.
I unlocked the door and she flung herself on me. She pushed me into the wall, and I fell down on the toilet seat. She turned around, locked the door, and then turned back to me. Gone was her innocent look. She took off her pink t-shirt, and threw it to the floor. All she had on now were jeans, and a green bra. I took a second to admire her tits. They were perfectly round and plump, and they were the perfect size for her too. She unzipped my jeans, and pulled out my huge boner. I was speechless. I thought I was dreaming. But the instant she placed her mouth around my dick, I knew I wasn’t. This was better than anything I could have imaged. She started out with slow short sucks. I could hear her collecting saliva in her mouth. Then, she stopped and let the saliva fall from her mouth on to my dick. I felt the warn liquid slowly move down penis. Then she went back to sucking. Faster and faster she went. Next, she started deep throating it. Part of me was worried someone would hear her choking noises, but the rest of me didn’t care. I rested my hand on the back of her head, rolled my head back, closed my eyes, and relaxed. Finally the time came. I told her I was about to cum, but she kept on sucking. A second later, I shot a huge load into her mouth. She released my dick from her mouth, and began to lick up all of the extra cum off it.
“That was amazing,” I said breathing heavily.
“We’re not done yet,” she said pulling off her pants. She had on a pair of light purple panties. I reached my hand down to start fingering her, but she stopped me. “That’s for me,” she said. “I have a very specific way of masturbating that I like, that, no offense, you won’t be able to do.” Still took my hands and placed them on her boobs. They were as soft and perfect as they looked. “These are for you,” she said letting go of my hands and unhooking her green bra. “Have fun!” She sat down on my lap facing me. As I started rubbing her tits around, she slipped her hand down her panties and was off. Since her tits were practically in my face, I grabbed one and started licking and sucking on her nipple, while with my other hand, I pinched her other boob’s nipple. She started breathing heavily, but never screamed. I guess she was a silent one, which was good. I felt something warm on my leg, and looking down I saw that her panties were getting soaked. Her eyes were closed and she was biting her lip. I continued to massage her nipples and breasts, until she let out a couple of short gasps, and removed her hand from her panties. She took the two fingers she used and licked them off, then put her jeans and shirt back on.
“Thank you for that,” she said. She unlocked the door and left. I put dick back in my pants and then sat back down next to her. “Have fun in there?” she asked, now back in her cheery innocent voice. She looked at me and winked.
A couple hours later, the plane landed. I helped Becca get her suitcase down, and we left the plane. In the airport we exchanged numbers. She told me to call her once I got back, and then turned around to leave. I went to the baggage area and grabbed my bag, then walked outside. To the left I spotted my aunt’s car and walked over to greet her. I put my bag in the bag, hugged her and got into the car.
“How was the flight?” she asked.
“Amazing,” was all I could think of.
TO BE CONTINUED
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A junkie sold me his girlfriend for a fix.