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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TIRE AND USED CONDOMS

What is the difference between a steel belted radial and 365 used condoms?
Ans: One is a Goodyear and the other is a GREAT YEAR!

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Awkward Anne

Hey all, this is my first story, ever…I do have plans on sequels but updating may be sporadic. I welcome all advice and constructive criticism. I hope you like it and look forward to hopefully continuing Anne’s story.

GOING TO HEAVEN

bus loaded with catholic school girls crashes and everyone on board perishes.They all arrive at Heavens Gate aAwaiting their approval to enter.The teenage girls lined up single file with Alice being first in line was asked this question,have you had any experience with a PENIS,to which Alice answered see had seen one a few days ago.ST.Peter responed by telling her to wash out her eyes from the fountain of holy water and procede through the gate.The next teen being asked answered by telling ST.Peter that she had touched one and she was told to wash her hands in the fountain and procede through the gate.As the third girl reached ST.Peter there was noise and commotion coming from the back of the line and suddenly sarah pushed her way to the front.She was asked what was the problem and why she couldn’t wait her turn and she said that if he was going to make her rinse her mouth with the water she wanted to go before Angie washed her ass in it

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Meeeeeow

One day, a woman went to the doctor’s office and said, “My husband isn’t doing very well in bed.”
The doctor handed her a bottle and said, “Give him one pill every night and see how things go.”
That night, she gave him one pill and had sex. The next morning, she woke up and said, “That was good. I’ll try two pills tonight.”
The next morning, she said, “That was great! I’ll try three pills tonight!”
The next morning, she said, “That was AMAZING! I’ll give him the rest of the bottle tonight!”
The next day, the doctor recieved a phonecall from a young boy. “Sir, you have to help me!”
“What’s wrong?” the doctor asked.
“You gave my mom some pills to give to my dad,” the boy said.
“Yes? And?” the doctor asked.
“Well, my mom’s dead, my sister’s in the hospital, my ass hurts, and my dad keeps going around the house saying, ‘Here, kitty kitty kitty…'”

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Kathy Loves Her Dogs

Brandy was kind enough to let me post this while she’s out playing with her Doms. She told me it would be fun writing it and I agree it was. Please let me know if you enjoy it !

Interstate Innocense pt1

[b]”Let’s play a game”[/b]
(1975) I loved the smell of the old Greyhound bus station, something about the exhaust from all those busses. But my Ma didn’t seem to like it there much; she seemed kind of nervous. Maybe I am confusing her disdain of the filthy bus station with the trepidation she must have felt with sending me, her thirteen-year old boy, off to Texas for a month. I don’t, but I did what I could to calm her, which meant doing what she said, promising to write and telling her how much I would miss her. Nearly thirty years later, I still wonder how she scraped-up the money for that bus ticket. Anyway, I got on the half-full bus and rode south out of St. Louis that evening with my poor mom on my mind, a backpack on my lap, and a window seat.
About three hours into my trip, the driver announced we would be stopping at the Poplar Bluff bus station. I closed my old dog-eared copy of The Fellowship of the Rings and looked out my window. I had never been to Poplar Bluff, and what I saw of it through my window didn’t imprint much on my memory – a small quiet town near the boot heel of Missouri.
The driver announced we could depart the bus, but it would be pulling out forty-five minutes later. The bus station was much smaller than St Louis’ was; it seemed older too. When I stepped from the bus with my back-pack slung over my shoulder, the driver reminded me when to re-board.
I found the men’s restroom. I peed and noticed an old coin operated machine on the wall that sold condoms. I had seventy-five cents but no need for a condom, though, according to the ad slogan, they were “guaranteed to please her”. I had no HER either, but I sure wanted one. My oldest brother had a girlfriend; she was a dream! Looking around, exploring, I found a tiny gift shop, closed for the night. I peered inside, saw a magazine rack. They sold Playboys! Then a row of vending machines caught my attention, but I had to save my money, and I had food in my pack, so, leaving the vending area, I looked around for something interesting to do, someone to talk to. That’s when I noticed her.
A pretty girl in a red dress sat not far from me. When I looked over at her, she smiled at me and gave me a little wave. Blushing, I waved back, straightening my shoulders, trying to look older, more cool.
She had a little backpack too, in her lap, and at her feet was a large old suitcase. I didn’t want to stare, and I didn’t have the nerve to approach her, so I kinda wandered off, peeking at her now and then.
Near the ticket counter, I found a giant map of the U.S. on the wall. I loved maps. It had little red dots showing where all the Greyhound bus stations were. I was trying to count them when a commotion started behind me.
“God dammit! You trying to rob me?” A big old guy hollered at the clerk behind the counter. He was wearing one of those wife-beater T-shirts; it was filthy, his gut protruding comically between the mismatched suspenders holding up his cut-off jeans. He was unshaven, and I swore I could smell his body odor over the fumes of the six busses parked outside. “That’s twice as much as it cost me to send her last year, you fuckin’ thief!”
I watched closely as the ticket-clerk stood up from his chair and explained to the redneck. “She was only twelve last year, that’s why it cost you less. She’s thirteen now, and we charge adult-fare for her.” the clerk explained sternly. “I clearly recall having this argument last summer . . .sir.”
“Thirteen my ass!” the redneck cried. He spun around and hollered, “Becky get your ass over here.” I saw the girl in the red dress hop up from her seat and run over toward us. “Tell this ass-wipe how old you are.”
“Thirteen, sir,” little Becky replied. She looked over at me briefly. She seemed embarrassed, so I turned around and pretended to examine the big map.
“Fuck!” the redneck hollered. I heard little Becky cry out, so I spun around quickly enough to see the redneck picking her up by the scruff of her neck, holding her in front of the clerk’s ticket window. “Tell him how old you really are!”
“Twelve,” she said meekly. “Really!” The redneck dropped her, and glared at the clerk. And, to my surprise, the clerk produced a bus ticket. “Daddy, that hurt.”
“Shut the fuck up and get back to your seat,” he hollered, handing her the ticket and putting his wallet back in his shorts. He gave me a quick glare, scaring me. I fled for the safety of the bus.
From my window seat I watched Becky, as she sat dejected in her seat. I hoped she was getting on this bus; maybe she would sit by me. I fogged up the window staring at her, watching her father berate her and finally lead her to my bus. I sat stiffly in my seat, praying she would sit close by. I pulled my backpack off the seat and set it on the floor, just incase by some miracle she wanted to sit there.
I saw her walking down the aisle, eyes downcast, her hands gripping her pack. She didn’t look at the open seat or me, just past by. My heart sank. As we pulled out of the station, I hopped up on my seat, looked toward the back of the bus, trying to spot her. She was sitting alone, all the way in the back, looking right at me. I plopped back down in my seat and considered joining her. She sure had looked sad.
Though no where on the scale of her’s, my own father could be an ass too; we had that in common and maybe we could talk about that. I fidgeted and squirmed in indecision. After several minutes, I was no closer to convincing myself she would want me to sit by her. I began to act it out, you know, like I was approaching her, saying hello to her, and began talking to her. I was animated, practicing my moves. I tried, sitting in my seat by the window, to look cool and calm. I waved at nothing, smiling like a champ.
“Whatcha’ doin’?”
I spun around in my seat. Becky was behind me, looking over the backs of the seats right at me!
“It looks like you’re talking to yourself,” she continued, looking at me with concern. “Well?”
The truth might work, I thought. “I was. . .” I stammered. “I was practicing coming back and talking to you.” She looked confused. “I wanted to look cool, you know. Not like a jerk or something. But I suppose I look pretty much like a jerk right now.”
Her little blond head disappeared behind the seat. And then smiling, she appeared in the aisle beside my empty seat. She sat down in my empty seat!
“What’s your name?” she asked sweetly, her words heavy with a country accent.
“Dan,” I answered holding out my hand to her. She took it. “You’re Becky?” She nodded, blushing a bit.
“I guess you heard my daddy raising hell back there.”
“Sounded a bit like my dad,” I said. “Becky, I know how embarrassing parents can be. My dad yells a lot, too.”
She had pretty blue eyes and wore her hair braided in two pigtails, tied with red ribbons that matched her polka-dotted dress. We began a long discussion, sharing our family secrets, our pasts and our plans for the future. Little Becky could really talk. I mean a lot – talk and talk. She was full of stories! I looked into her blue eyes and her voice would blur as I daydreamed about having a girlfriend like her. Although I didn’t live in Poplar Bluff, I imagined that, if Becky was my girlfriend, we could go to Six Flags together, ride one of those dark rides!
“I said watcha reading there,” Becky said. I snapped out of my daydreaming, blinking and embarrassed. I told her about my book. It was my second time reading it. I started telling her a little bit about the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but a glazed, uninterested look came over her.
“You’re nice, Dan,” she said, interrupting me. “Let’s play a game.”
“Okay.”
“We have to go back to my seat, across the bus, so we can see the cars.”
I didn’t really know what she meant, but I grabbed my pack and eagerly followed her to the back of the bus. We reached her seats, she told me to sit by her window, and when she sat down, she was right next to me! I felt a little uncomfortable, never really having been that close to a girl . As she explained the game, I got an aching feeling in my pants.
“We watch for cars with only one head light!” Well it sounded easy enough. But I didn’t see much point in it. My confusion must have shown, because she continued, “And . . . when we see one . . . ” she paused, allowing the suspense to build, “you can kiss me.” Wow! She studied me closely. “You know how to kiss, right?” I nodded, though I had never kissed a girl. “Good.” I figured that I could figure it out on the fly. The traffic was pretty heavy across the interstate, being the weekend, travelers and all. “Have you played this game before?”
I shook my head.
She said, “I have, but not with these rules.”
I was watching out the window, pretty anxious, kinda scared. “How many girls have you kissed, Dan?” I looked over at her. I wondered how many girls I should have kissed at my age. What was the proper amount, dammit? “You haven’t kissed any girls, have you?” I shook my head, shamed. “That’s alright Dan. I’m sure you’ll be a good kisser. You do want to kiss me, don’t you?” I nodded emphatically. “Well. . . watch then! Watch out there.” She pointed across the interstate. She snuggled up closer to me. “I’ll help you watch, we’ll make sure nothing gets by.”
I really liked her southern accent, and the way she smelled too. It was nice having her so close to me, the bus ride was getting a lot more interesting, certainly more fun than reading Tolkien. Then I saw a vehicle with only one headlight! Suddenly I found myself hoping it was a motorcycle, then I hoped it wasn’t, and then . . .
“There Danny There!” she cried, pointing to the car I had seen.
I looked over at her, nervous as can be. I felt her hand cover mine; it was warm, a little moist, so I thought she might be nervous too, which made it a little easier. I squeezed my eyes shut, pressed my lips together, leaned toward her, and gave her a kiss right on her chin. Oops. I tried again, quickly readjusting my aim and finding her lips. We kissed, and held hands. Dude, do I have to tell you how hard my little pecker was? No. I bet I don’t. We kissed for several long seconds, before she pulled away.
“That was pretty good Dan,” she said. I smiled from ear to ear. “We don’t want to miss the next one, do we?”
I shook my head, and she pointed out the window. This was a great game! She was pressed very close to me now; so friendly. My attention was divided between the oncoming traffic and her little hand, her fingers entwined with mine. Then another one-headlight car passed, which I proudly pointed out, turning to receive my prize. She was ready and waiting, so I leaned forward, keeping my eyes open a just a little longer this time, and kissed her again.
“Much better, Dan,” Becky said with encouragement, making me proud. I opened my eyes while I was kissing her and her eyes were open too! When our gazes met, she began to kiss me very hard and pushed her tight body hard against mine, shoving me against the window. I loved that; she seemed so eager and happy to be kissing me. Soon I was watching for more one-lighted cars, my breath fogging the window, Becky’s hand holding mine tightly. We found another car, and another and another. Before long, I was a kissing machine, making Becky very happy. She said so!
“I like it when you kiss me, Dan,” she said sweetly into my ear. Her breath felt funny on me there, made me tingly. But the magic was soon broken; the bus driver announced another stop. Becky was soon talking away again, telling me about her cat and dog, as we rode through another sleepy town in the boot-heel of Missouri.
She was nestled closely to me, but when the bus came to a stop in the tiny station, wondering what we would do now, I was hoping and praying that this wasn’t her stop. I wanted to take a walk with Becky, or sit right here with her. I just didn’t know what was going to happen. Becky had it all figured out though.
“C’mon Dan!” She said hopping out of her seat, holding out her hand. I eagerly took it, stood and followed her up the aisle, adjusting my little pecker in my pants. We hopped off the bus, and explored all over. I bought us an Orange Crush to share. She seemed to love it, so I insisted she hold on to it. I found another map and showed her where I lived. She asked where I was going. I pointed it out on the map.
“Wow, way down there,” she said in awe. She pointed at Houston. “I get off here, the day after tomorrow.” My heart leapt at the thought of spending so much time with her.
When the bus driver hollered, I grabbed Becky’s hand and we ran back to the bus. I let her have the window seat this time, and pulled some chips out of my pack and shared them with her. When we got back on the interstate, we resumed our game. Now, while we stared out the window, I practice kissing her neck. She wiggled with delight when I put my tongue in her ear, and shivered when I nibbled on her earlobe.
“That feels so good, Dan.” While I held her one hand, she placed her other on my leg and rubbed it some when I made her feel especially good. She would speak out when she saw a car with only one light and we would kiss, now with our mouths open, for a long, long time. Some cars may have gotten by us. And then I felt her tongue slip into my mouth. I loved that, her little tongue playing with mine. We hardly stopped kissing at all. Our corner in the back of the bus was dark and deserted. We were left alone. My hands began to roam her little body while we kissed. I explored her without the slightest resistance.
When we finally stopped kissing for a moment, catching our breaths, she told me something astounding. “I have little boobs, Dan.” She said quietly. I looked down at her chest, seeing her two small boobs pressed against her dress. I was in awe of this girl and she giggled a little at me. “You can feel them,” she said. “If you want to, that is, I’ll let you touch them for a little while.”
I did! Yeah! I nodded. She took my hand and placed it on her chest. I massaged her little boobs with wonder, feeling and pinching her little nipples, hardly noticing her hand moving slowly up my leg. I jumped when it reached my lap and gasped.
“Your little cock is hard, Dan,” she said. Feeling ashamed, I nodded my head. She looked at me with some sympathy in her eyes, and rose from her seat. She reached above us, into an overhead bin, and removed a little blue blanket and two pillows. I put the pillows in the corner by her window, so she could lean back against them, and she spread the blanket over us. I felt so evil! When she sat down, she leaned back against her pillows with a thankful smile. Then she sat up again, and turned her back to me.
“Unbutton my dress Dan,” she ordered.
I fumbled with several buttons, until her dress fell open far enough for me to make out the top of her little ass. She wore no bra, thankfully, that would have slowed us down. She lay back in her seat again, and pulled the blanket up under her chin. I watched her wiggle around as she smiled at me wickedly. Soon, I could make out her hands moving under the blanket near her lap. Then she spread the blanket over my lap and reached for my hand. I felt under the blanket. She had slid her dress down to her waist! She let my hands wander over her little belly button, and to her breasts, all the while looking into my eyes. I could tell she liked the feel of my hands, from the sounds she was making, little ews and ahs. Her small breasts were less than a handful, but rounded and firm. She liked it when I touched them lightly, and she liked it when I squeezed them, too. She especially liked it when I tugged on her nipples, I could tell because she kissed me hard when I did, and her hand traveled back to my lap. And on my lap, her little fingernails began to tickle and lightly scratch my cock through pants!
“Oh Becky,” I moaned, breaking our kiss. She smiled at me knowingly, and found my zipper.
“Can I take it out and play with it, Dan?” She asked. Yes, please! While she unzipped my shorts, I unfastened my belt. The blanket had slipped off my lap, so I saw her hand disappear beneath my underwear. I thought her little fingers were full of magic when she wrapped them around my cock.
“Becky,” I groaned. She giggled in glee at my excitement, her hand beginning to pump me up and down.
“Does that feel good, Danny?” she asked, kissing my ear. She shifted even closer to me and the blanket slipped down her front, exposing her tiny tits to me which were suddenly illuminated by the lights of a passing semi. I stared at them in wonder and felt her other hand gently grab my balls. “Oh you look so excited. I’m glad you feel so good.”
Watching her tits, feeling her hands, I was lost, my legs twitching. It all felt so natural when she cooed in my ear, she was my friend and she was pleasing me with her hand pumping my cock. “Oh boy, Dan, your sure are hard!” Her hand was flying up and down, while her other hand cupped my balls, squeezing them lightly. She giggled softly into my ear wheni started to thrust my hips up and down; an odd feeling was quickly overcoming me. Our eyes met, and she comprehended my state.
“Squirt it out Danny, it’ll feel so good, squirt, squirt.” She knew! She knew the feeling that was rushing through me like a big fast wave! My sperm began to fly into the air, falling onto the blanket, my chest, and her hand. “Danny, oh Danny!” she giggled with glee. Her hands grew slick with fluids, sliding up and down my shaft, coaxing my balls; I was in heaven. Finally, I stopped coming. My cock grew very sensitive; her pumping causing me to twist around in my seat. “Oh!” she cried. “Mm.” I felt feint as she pulled her hands off me, and began rubbing my tummy and leg. She was so sweet.
“Becky,” I admitted. “That was the best thing ever!” She smiled at me sweetly.
“I think you should pull that blanket up, Danny, and cover yourself,” she said looking down at my cock. “Maybe you should slip your shorts and underwear off. You’ll be a lot more comfortable, wouldn’t you?” I hadn’t considered that! I hesitated, thinking of the trouble that we could get in if discovered in such disarray. “It’s ok,” she promised. “We have a blanket.” I leaned over and looked up the long aisle. It seemed very quiet, peaceful on our bus. Looking back at her, I was indecisive.
“I’ll take my little panties off if you do.” I set a land-speed record for undressing, pulling the blanket quickly over my lap. Becky gave me a loving smile, and leaned over, laying her head on my lap, looking up at me with an evil grin. She sat up, though, holding my shorts and underwear. She folded them neatly and slid them under her seat. “We don’t want you to get them all wrinkled or have your wallet fall out,” she explained. She put her arms under the blanket and began to slide her undies off. She showed them to me, smiling, before she put them with my shorts. “There!”
“Have you ever felt a girl down there, Danny?” she asked me shyly.
“No,” I admitted. “You’re the first girl I’ve ever kissed. Your boobs are the first I’ve ever touched.” This seemed to please her, make her proud.
“Would you like to touch me down there?” she asked kindly.
“I don’t know what to do really,” I confessed. “Yes though, but I hope I don’t…”
“You’ll be just fine. You learned how to kiss so well,” she explained. She held my hand, leading it slowly between her legs. She was very wet down there. I was surprised. “It’s cause I am excited, I didn’t pee or nothing.” I felt relieved as my hand roamed between her warm thighs.
“Oh. . . see. . . right there,” she moaned. I snuggled real close to her, and began to kiss her gently as I slowly learned how to please her. After a minute of fumbling around, I managed to insert a finger into her. It was really tight where my finger went, and soft. And wet. And hot! Suddenly her tongue was dancing wildly in my mouth, I was rubbing her just right. I felt a little nub just above where I was sliding my finger in and out of her, my finger was brushing against it with each thrust. She began to squeal with delight. Her legs clamped tight around my hand but I kept fingering her and rubbing that little nub. My pinky dipped below her little wet pussy, sliding between her ass cheeks and touching her little asshole. Oops! I thought that I really screwed-up but she suddenly pulled her legs up, her arms wrapping around my head.
“Oh yes! Touch it again, slide it in,” she moaned. I thought it was kinda weird, but I really wanted to please her, whatever it took. It was tough on my wrist, trying to work my pinky into her ass, so I used my other hand to rub her little nub, while I violated her little holes. Her butt hole was just as warm as her pussy, maybe a little tighter! She was wiggling and moaning like mad, no way I could try to kiss her then, so I just watched, the blanket having slipped off her in her excitement. I was working several fingers into her now, and Becky suddenly started to shiver, and a few moments later grabbed my hands, still shaking. I stopped what I was doing, recalling how sensitive I got right after I had squirted. She was breathing in big gulps of air, her body had gotten kinda sweaty, it glistened when headlights shown through our window. I thought she was the prettiest thing I ever saw!
She told me I made her feel Real good. Real good.
“You’re so nice and gentle with me Dan, so sweet, I’m so glad to be with you.” She slid her nearly naked body next to mine. She was so soft everywhere I touched her. I leaned back and she lay her head on my lap. I pulled the blanket over her shoulder and hips, covering her and slid my hands underneath so I could fondle her boobs. She was letting me do the naughtiest things! Things I had never ever imagined doing. My little pecker was growing hard again, and made a little teepee right in front of her face as I was feeling her soft skin. She lifted her head a bit and slid the blanket off my lap, and lay her head back down looking at my little cock.
“I’m going to make you squirt again, Danny.” As I ran my fingers through her hair, I felt something real wet sucking on the head of my prick. She took me into her mouth! I felt her little tongue massaging me. “Mm,” she moaned. It made me tingle when she did that. Slowly, she took more and more of me into her mouth, while cupping my balls with her hand.
Our bus pulled off the interstate as she gripped the base of my cock with her other hand, and slowly pumped it up and down while sucking on me. She was getting spit all over me and it felt great, slippery like. She wasn’t grossed out or anything, and those noises she made convinced me she was happy to be pleasing me again. She was slurping and humming sweetly, jacking me off and fondling my balls, which were getting wetter with her spit.
Her head started bobbing up and down as she took more and more of me into her mouth, until I felt It hit the back of her mouth and slip a bit down her throat. It would have made me gag! But not Becky. Nope, she just sucked real hard then, like she was drinking a thick shake through a thin straw. Sucking. Moaning. Rubbing my balls. It made me get that feeling again. It came on me faster this time, much more powerful. I told her. I warned her I was gonna squirt again, but she was so happy to be pleasing me, she kept sucking and sucking, my cock pretty deep down her throat. I squirted and squirted, my hips lifting us both nearly out of our seats. She was squealing with delight, with my cock in her mouth, as I squirted and squirted, she sounded so pleased. When I regained my senses, our bus was pulling into a dark bus station. I heard the front doors of the bus hiss open, and I saw a passenger and the driver get off.
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Five On Her

**Finally finished another one of my stories…trying something a bit different this time..hope u like it…comments very appreciated! 🙂 RYAN!
The experience I wanted to share is about my friend’s wife Britney (not her real name) who’s always been a flirt and a cock tease with me and several other guys in the past, but we never imagined she would go as far as she did one night about 10 years ago when we were all just fresh out of high school. She invited herself over to a friend’s house where 5 of her husband’s friends, including myself, were just hanging out drinking beer all gathered in the basement taking turns shooting some pool.
As soon as she arrived we all immediately recognized how our buddy’s wife was in an extremely playful mood, flaunting her gorgeous body like she always does
when her husband isn’t around, but doing so this time in front of five drinking men it’s no wonder why things started to get way out of hand.
Eventually one shocking episode lead up to another, and by the end of the night every single one of us took advantage of Britney’s obvious lustful craving for a room full of cock when all five of us took at least one turn penetrating her married love nest.
It’s hard to explain how awkward it felt to watch our friend’s wife let so many of her husband’s friends just walk right up to her and make love to her that damn easy. The atmosphere that night listening to all my rowdy friends taking turns filling the hell out of Britney was something I have never experienced before, and probably will never again. Like any other guy never did I ever expect I would ever find myself in this kind of situation, because most girls (especially married ones) cringe at the thought of having sex with more than one partner at a time? Obviously I was at the right place at the right time and though I admit that gang-banging my friend’s cock-crazed wife was by far the best damn experience of my life, I still haven’t forgiven myself for doing what we did behind his back.
My friends and I first met Britney when one of my closest friends introduced her to us as a new student in our high school back in ’93. We were all surprised when they announced wedding plans the following year when we were all still seniors, we kept trying to talk them out of it but it was obvious they were determined. Though most of the time she was a real fucking bitch towards us whenever Eric was at her side, we all know it was just an act because whenever he wasn’t around Britney would always get into these extremely sexually flirtatious moods.
She is an incredibly attractive, innocent-looking brunette, and though she may only be about 5’5″ but weighing no more than 100lbs by far she was one of the sexiest girls in school and she actually knew this all too well. But what the boys loved most about her, though no one ever dared told easily enraged Eric, are those huge fragin’ tits for such a skinny girl. She used to brag to everyone how she easily fits into a D-cup, and whenever she gets into one of her “slutty” moods when Eric wasn’t around you can almost guarantee she’ll show up not wearing one.
Those pretty things would just bounce all over the damn place right underneath her shirt while she walks unlike they would if they were supported by a bra.
Just by the way she used to act you could easily tell Brtiney had known for the longest time how so many other guys love to stare at her awesome breasts, and I truly believe it was her obsession to flaunt them when she was younger that led up to what happened during that one particular night…
It was soon after they had married when some of the guys had agreed it would just be the boys to meet at a friend’s parent’s house who had air hockey and a pool table in their basement. It was a night Britney’s husband volunteered to pull a double shift at his job and wouldn’t be showing up until close to midnight, but since so many other guys were already there it was almost as if no one missed him. So it must have been around 6:00, soon after I arrived, when from the corner of my eye I noticed a short and thin figure slowly descending down the staircase. It was Britney, dressed to kill, begging if she could join us because she was bored at home with Eric working another night of overtime. Knowing all about her extremely flirtatious past, I knew that no one would object to Britney’s presence in hopes that she would be in yet another one of her “playful” moods.
She looked so beautiful dressed in a high-cut white and fuzzy wool sweater that exposed her entire midriff section, and the skimpy miniskirt and high heels to match was enough to cause every guy in the room to undress her with our eyes. Within a short time Britney quickly discovered how us guys kept glancing over to look at her, but without even trying to make an effort to cover up like a “proper” girl would have done Britney instead gave us a stunning show that I never fucking imagined any recently married bride would ever even think about doing. Not expecting any of this from my friend’s shy-looking new wife, I then watched as Britney looked down at her chest and slowly placed both of her tiny hands just below her tender breasts as if checking them out herself!
Surprisingly she then began to slowly unbutton the sweater while looking directly at us, probably to make sure we were still watching, right up until the last button came undone and the sweater finally fell open revealing to all of us a huge and sexy white-laced bra. I thought she was done from here, teasing us by revealing the incredible size of her bra, but when she suddenly reached up to give the tips of her big frigging tits a tight firm squeeze my mouth literally fell open when the next words out of her mouth was: “You guys really like these, don’t you?”. “I’d bet you boys would really love to see them, huh?”
Jesus Christ, just like the other guys at the moment I was too fucking shocked and surprised to do or say anything, and once I noticed Britney happily start to reach for the clasp in the front center of her bra my heart started racing over the fact that she was really fucking serious about showing us her plump breasts! Knowing full well that her husband was bound to hear about this Britney was obviously very determined to show us her heavy rack at any risk, and by the devilish looks on her pretty face I knew she was going to go through with it as I just stood there anxiously waiting at what I wanted so desperately to see.
Then as if it all happened in slow motion, I watched with extreme lust and pleasure when our buddy’s daring wife then proudly released the single clasp holding her massive bra together as it instantly flung open and a pair of huge…. fucking….tits just simply fell out from behind their once trapped encasements. Oooh, what an incredible, cock-hardening moment that turned out to be big fucking brown nipples on the ends of huge fucking tits that my friends and I later discovered to actually measure 3 1/4″ across in diameter! Of all the tits I’ve seen in my life, I still can’t believe how fucking huge Stacey’s enormous nipples are. But even more arousing than this is the simple fact that she was just married 3 weeks previous and here is our friend’s wife sharing with us the sight of her luscious tits, which were only meant to be viewed by her husband’s eyes. What a naughty little fucking slut, I thought to myself as I felt my already hardened cock begin to throb under my jeans, Britney just continued to stand there holding her bra open letting the boys really enjoy the spectacular sight she had to offer.
Just standing there in one spot in total amazement, I still couldn’t believe Britney was actually exposing herself to us with a smile on her face I’ll never forget once she realized how her big and perky tits were causing some of the guys to scream and go wild. For all I knew at the time our recently married friend might have been the only guy who knew how his teenage wife’s well-developed chest looked naked before that unforgettable day, but it turned out to be the first of many more episodes over the next couple years where Britney continued to proudly expose herself for reasons only she will ever know. My friends seem to think she only did it to watch the stunned reactions she’d get from other guys, but if anything is for certain it was Britney’s immaturity and frequent nights out with her many high school girlfriends that didn’t agree with her married life. But it still amazes me how not a single word about any of her naughty stunts has ever gotten back to hubby as often as she had flashed her tits in public; Christ, if he only knew how many strangers in town have caught sight of his own wife’s bare breasts and big brown nipples he would’ve defiantly become completely devastated. Though most of the time I heard she’d just hang out of a friend’s car passenger side window and lift her shirt to let her big fucking tits flop all over the place just for a guy standing at a curb side, I would have loved to have seen her massive breasts jingle like Jell-O as soon as her
shirt was lifted hanging out of a car.
Britney had previously known from listening to her husband’s conversations on the phone that this was going to be a house full of just guys gathered at one location that night, hanging out and probably all getting drunk. And on this particular night all the alcohol our buddy’s wife started to drink seemed to settle in very quick, and all the boys and I were about to see a side of Britney we have never thought of seeing before.
Within an hour of heavy drinking we all watched as Britney became more and more “bubbly” from all the alcohol and before long she began to wrap her arms around each of our shoulders asking if we wanted to “make out” with her. God she was being such a fucking flirt, just out of the blue she decides to have a little fun with her husband’s circle of friends and all the guys looked so surprised that she was willing to let us do the honor.
So after letting all 5 of us give her long, deep kisses as she let us work her already opened sweater and bra completely off her body, she remained standing there in just a miniskirt and high heels giving us a much better view of her entire upper half. It was only when I admired her for a minute or so when I finally thought – here is a tiny girl so damn skinny that you can literally see her entire rib cage seemingly trying to rip through her delicate skin, but yet tits so fucking massive in size that it takes a gigantic D cup-size bra just to encase them. “A perfect body made just to fuck” is what alot of my friends have always told me and I can’t agree more. As can be expected with a room full of guys, everyone started screaming that Britney continued to tease us with what her body has to offer, but it was even a bigger surprise that she was letting several guys take it upon themselves to start fondling and caressing her, some by kissing her neck and lips while others were slowly licking the exposed skin all around her plump breasts. Britney suddenly found herself in the middle of several guys who obviously only had one thing in mind, but instead of being frightened or even trying to resist I was shocked as hell to watch Britney cock her head back and actually stick her chest out as if suggesting to the boys she wanted even more.
It didn’t take long for the guys to figure out how our buddy’s wife was loving so many hands and tongues all over her accepting body, and soon I watched as one of the guys suddenly drove his head forward and took part of Britney’s left tit right in his mouth. What an idiot, I thought for sure Britney wouldn’t like this, but instead she quickly closed her eyes and began to moan softly under her breathe as my friend continued to lick her nipple with lustful envy.
Suddenly the room filled with screaming voices at the incredible sight of Stacey’s now erect nipple getting a much wanted tongue bath, and within seconds I noticed a pair of hands quickly work Stacey’s mini-skirt down to the floor as the entire room erupted once again at what the boys had seen next. Right in the middle of 5 of her husband’s closest friends, Britney defiantly looked somewhat bashful at first with nothing on now but a pair of these little pink g-string panties! Ooooh fuck what a sight I’ll never forget, except for a real tiny see-through v-shaped patch of material in the front which revealed to us her thick fucking mound of jet-black cunt hairs from behind it, only a string not much thicker than that of kite string was all her fucking panties were made of! Ummm, holy fuck, who wouldn’t fucking die to have a wife with a body like Britney’s, Eric should have obviously been doing a better job at trying to keep his rare find at home!
Christ, the guy works so many damn hours who could blame his wife for going out on the town those first couple of years to find the attention she obviously adores. Everyone in the basement seemed to stand back to admire this once-in-a-lifetime sight, as Britney immediately took the advantage to advertise herself like a cheap fucking whore when she slowly began to strut around the entire basement with her hands cupped tightly behind her head. Jesus Christ, if you could have been there just to see how her massive fucking tits began to sway back and forth across her chest with every single step she took, and to discover how the thread of string Britney calls panties had disappeared into the crack of her luscious little ass – I still couldn’t believe that the little girl my buddy married was really here tonight walking around the basement completely fucking naked.
We were probably watching Britney flaunt herself for about another 2 or 3 minutes, noticing the slutty smirks she made on her pretty young face each time one of us screamed out with excitement, when she then made a really stupid mistake. She actually walked over to one of my bigger friends who was almost passed out drunk in a chair, placed her enormous fucking tits right up in his face probably thinking he wouldn’t notice and I’m sure she only did this just to give everyone a good laugh. But still having his eyes partially open it didn’t surprise anyone to watch him slowly stand up and grab Stacey by the waist, only to walk over and plant her ass down right on the edge of the pool table.
Though Stacey defiantly had a surprised look on her face when she first discovered she was getting picked up, she now looked completely horrified as my buddy then took one of his large hands and forcefully shoved her to lay back against the green felt on top of the pool table. Continuing to be held down against her wishes, Britney began to get even more scared as she started to shake and whimper probably fearing that she was about to get raped – but what the fuck did she expect? By the way she was walking around and teasing our cocks by displaying that perfect little fuckable body of hers, she should have known it was bound to happen sooner or later that one of us wouldn’t be able to resist the temptation any longer. How stupid can she be to think she could just come over here and
strut around naked like the fucking married slut that she is without one of 5 guys not getting carried away? If you want to be a cock tease and then freely walk away from it, a room full of beer drinking men isn’t exactly the right place for it.
But now the simple fact was something is going to happen, whether if Britney was going to break down and let these guys have sex with her willingly, or if they were going to have to pry her legs open and
take turns fucking her cunt by force – Britney got these guys horny and rowdy as hell so there was no way anyone would be willing to help her out now.
I felt like I was in the middle of a high school party, all my friends were screaming uncontrollably at the sight of Britney being held to lay naked on the pool table, as they began urging our friend who pinned her there to just “spread her legs open and start fucking the living shit out of her”. It was obvious all respect for our friend was lost when we forced his young and petite wife to lay naked on the pool table before us. But within time I was happy to see that Britney was actually starting to show signs that she was loving to hear how the guys wanted to watch her pussy get fucked, and she slowly began staring into our eyes with a smirk on her face I’ll never forget as if begging to be fucked like the cock-craved slut of a wife that she is. A feeling of strong guilt suddenly lifted off my chest when I noticed that lustful smile grow on her pretty face, and I realized now that if the guys were going to fuck our friend’s wife she was going to be all for it. After noticing her change of heart, my friend released his forceful hold on Britney as she began to extend her arms far above her head which now allowed her massive tits to settle down along the sides of her bity frame as they came to rest on the green felt on each side of her. Jesus, those huge fucking tits of hers!
Then while looking at my friend who forced her upon the table and still standing directly in front of her, Stacey then happily brought her knees right up to her chest and just held them there against her tits making all of us wait to see what she’ll do next. A few seconds later I couldn’t help but to laugh when I heard Britney started to giggle uncontrollably showing obvious signs that she was really fucking drunk, it was really awesome to see she was having just as much fun as we were, and then as if it was a gift from God everyone watched as our little party girl slowly began to open her legs far and wide apart right in front of us all.
Watching her legs slowly spread apart until she became fully spread eagle, the rowdy audience of her husband’s friends now had an excellent view of a moist and a gaping red fuck hole that we weren’t ever meant to see. Just laying there totally drunk with her legs spread far apart, everyone witnessed how the thick mound of black hair around her love nest was completely drenched with her cunt juices. It was so plainly visible how fucking hungry she was for cock and our friend who had laid her here never thought twice as he quickly pressed his crotch right up against Britney’s married muff, actually making her entire body slide back along the table a few inches when he did. Almost immediately he then lowered the zipper to his pants only to reach in and pull out his hardened cock, and without even pulling his fucking pants down I then watched as he moved the string to Britney’s panties to the side and lined the head of his cock to the entrance of her moist young cunt. Everything now seemed to be moving so quickly and everyone began rooting him on by screaming “fuck her, fuck her” over and over again, and this lasted for several seconds before someone screamed out to shut the fuck up before one of the neighbors calls the police.
Just standing there between her opened legs with the head of his stiffened cock now partially penetrating her anxiously awaiting muff, I found out later he was having second thoughts about fucking his close friend’s wife; he told me all he could think about right then was how hurt and depressed he would be if any of us did the same to him and secretly fucked his woman. But all this guilt he had on his mind obviously wasn’t enough to resist the overwhelming feeling the tip of his cock was now experiencing, as I then watched in disbelief when he forcefully thrusted and drove his hips forward only to bury his entire cock to the fucking balls deep within Britney’s luscious cunt. I sensed in my gut that no one could believe what just happened and when Stacey realized the serious fact that she now had another man’s tool other than her own darling husband’s completely shoved far inside her muff, she let out this loud piercing cry of lust that could easily be heard over all the commotion my friends were making actually watching one of us begin to work his cock in and out of Stacey’s love nest at a slow, steady pace.
The night went on, and we all got a change to sample her hot pussy, and to shoot loads of hot goo inside her. I will never forget that night… or other other nights we had when her hubby was at work!

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Job as a Speedo Waiter

I’m just a college guy who saw an ad looking for Speedo Waiters and thought I’d give it a shot. The other Speedo Waiter turned out to be a friend of mine from school who I had many fantasies about. At the end of the night we put a bit of a show on for the guests.