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Hidign in the CLoset

One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see’s a man in bed with his mother.
Suddenly his mother looks up and says “Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet.
Once inside the man hears a voice “man..it sure is dark in here…
The man startled tries to quiet the lad “Shhh..please be quiet”
The boy leans up and says “o.k. if you’ll buy my Base ball”
The man asks “how much?”
The Kid says “$100”
The man says “are you crazy? $100 for a base ball?
The kid shrugs “I’ll go ask dad then”
O.k. o.k.” the man says “here’s $100.
The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see’s the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice…
“Sure is dark in here?”
The man sighs “look you gotta be quiet?
The kid says “Sell ya my Ball mit for $100.
The Man sighs and pays.
Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can’t he sold his ball and glove.
His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200.
Immediately Furious, the man says “that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW>
So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says “man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say “don’t start THAT again!

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Fantasm

Slave

In a future society where slavery is accepted, Adam1992 is bred and born a slave. This story is about Adam’s first six months after being purchased for the first time.

Fiction

“BROTHERS COMPUTER”

Brothers Computer
By Blueheatt
Glenda……
___My computer locked up on me so I was stuck until I could get it figured out. I just needed to reply to a message from my boyfriend. I was home alone, so I figured I would just go to my brothers computer and send it. I went in his bedroom and he had gone outside quick to talk to some friends.
The monitor was off, but when I turned it on……omg…there was his cell phone picture file starring me in the face.
Oh I knew he was sneaky like guys are, but I never expected this. Guys like to look at girls, up a short skirt, coming out of a shower and any other ‘sneak peek’ they can get. We girls know this and it makes us feel good that they want to see our bodies.
We do temp them with our clothes, short skirts, low cut tops, not wearing a bra to show our nipples….but having our picture taken without our knowledge is going a little far… sometimes. Of course it depends on who’s taking the pictures. Brothers are kind of ’iffy’ in a way, but we even just ’act’ like we don’t like it when they take a picture of us half naked.
Some girls yell: “Mom, Dad, he’s trying to take pictures of me half naked.” In my family my mom and dad would only laugh at me….so I never bothered ratting him out….but now, this was different…..
This was no cell phone camera, it was a spy camera. My brother was a pervert voyeur!…not that I wasn’t ‘a little’ myself.
The picture I was looking at was taken from the top of our stairs. There was a mirror in our living room and you could see two people in a dark corner. It was series of pictures. He zoomed in and you could see it was our mom and my uncle Ted. Next picture he zoomed in closer.
Oh my….uncle Ted had his hand in mom’s panties.
I sat stunned. I never dreamed something like this was going on between them.
Slowly, picture by picture I watch him fingering my mom. Next, her hand had him unzipped and out came his boner. She was jacking him picture by picture. Next I see her face and her mouth went over the end of it. Jack by jack until the next picture showed…cum coming out of the sides of her mouth….
I felt the wetness in my pussy. Those pictures made me very hot. I had seen lot’s of porn, but this was my mom and uncle….the real thing.
I moved on to another file, one marked ‘Glenda’. I gulped and clicked it open. How the hell he got these was amazing.
It showed me naked in the shower, me in my bedroom sleeping naked, me fingering myself in my room! Picture after picture of my tits, legs and ass.
I put everything back the way it was, and turned off his monitor. I quick left the room. I liked my brother and was flattered he wanted these pictures of me, but to actually see them…it was a real turn on knowing his eyes had seen me live this way. His fake ‘always talking on his cell phone’ ploy was up with me now. I didn’t want those pictures of me found. I had to figure a way to get them erased. He liked my body, so I figured a way to use it to get those pictures out.
I put on just a towel only. Lots of cleavage showing. I waited until he came back in his room. I went in. He click off the screen quick and asked what I wanted. “Let’s talk, Randy.” I said. He looked at my tits and slowly took out his fake cell phone camera. We smiled at each other as I sat next to him. He said: “Sure, start talking, I just have to make a quick phone call, but go ahead.”
I said: “Randy, I need to be held, my boyfriend just dumped me.” As I leaned over I let my towel go loose. Now my bare tits were against his chest as I sniffed a fake sob. I lay my head in his lap and looked up. His fingers were busy pushing buttons on that fake phone. He was getting a shot of my naked tits in his lap. I felt a growing lump at the back of my head. He was getting a boner fast in his pants. I wiped a fake tear from my eye and said: “Randy, do you think I’m pretty?” My towel was now part way open showing my pubic hair.
Now It felt like the back of my head was laying on a big rock. His face was a little blushed, as his fingers kept pushing button on the fake phone.
“Yes Glenda, I think your one beautiful girl…and…a….very sexy too!” he said.
I said: “Oh thank you Randy, I needed to hear that.” I reached up and started kissing his face. My towel dropped to the floor. He panicked.
Now he faked a : “I’ll call you back.” but didn’t put that fake phone down.
“Oh Randy….your so sweet…you know I’ve always had a crush on you…I have feelings for you…kiss me Randy…”
He was completely flustered and now I grabbed his fake phone. I stood up naked as he wanted that fake phone back. Now I had him. “Why this isn’t a cell phone, it’s a camera….oh Randy, what have you been doing?….taking pictures of me????…we better talk about this Randy, right now.”
Poor Randy was shook. I felt sorry for him. He was so busted and his world was at risk of being blown apart. He was…my brother and I did have deep feelings for him. He stammered to try and explain his actions and I just kissed him. I felt him relax and his arms go around me.
It’s hard to explain brother and sister love. We are flesh and blood to each other and that is very binding…. for life. We just held that kiss and let it happen.
I said: “Randy, relax. Things are going to change, and I think for the better for both of us. First of all, I know about the pictures you have in your computer. I am very flattered that you like my body…and me.
I’ve got some ’voyeur’ in me too. The pictures that I did see…they gave me a sexual rush. Your secrets are safe with me.” I felt him give out a big sigh and he kissed me like a lover….I got that rush again only way stronger. I was sitting on his lap, turned and laying my tits on his chest….. still naked and that boner of his was under my pussy.
“OK, tonight, I will come to your room and we’ll look at those pictures…together. You can give me all the stories that go with them…ok?” He nodded his head as we stood up. He smiled as I let him look at me all completely naked for the first time. I turned slowly completely around to let him see me 360o. I saw his big boner sticking straight out, tenting his shorts. We said nothing as our hands started feeling us both.
I had to stop myself and leave this event and wait for tonight. I had to remove those pictures of me from his computer and teach him how to really hide pictures from mom and dad to keep them from ever finding them. It took my breath away just thinking about what I was about to see…..
Randy…….
My heart was still beating so fast. Busted with my pictures, but thanks to sis, my secret was safe from others. So much happen in such a few minutes but now my feelings for Glenda were out there for her to know.
I had lusted for her for a long time but the bro. sis., thing just put my urges for her on hold forever…. I thought. Now it’s out in the open and I want to get us alone and let our desires run wild.
She had such a hot body and cute all over. I couldn’t count all the times I’ve wanked real good thinking about her while looking at her hot body pictures. I’ll show her some pictures tonight and get her so hot watching them, she’ll attack me, she’ll get so turned on. I wish mom and dad were gone for the night somewhere. I want to get with Glenda so bad……
Glenda…….
I couldn’t stop thinking about Randy and tonight. He could tell me the details about mom and uncle Ted, how he got the pictures of me and a lot more. My ego was flying with the thought of him being so hot for me. Now I could release my feelings for him I had hidden away in the taboo file in my mind. He doesn’t know my voyeur desires looked it him many times too. I could only take mental pictures of him to finger myself with though. I wanted to get my hands on the rock hard boner he got looking at me.
I’m sitting here on my bed getting all wet. I want to finger myself but maybe he’ll do the fingering of my pussy tonight. Yes…that’s it. He can finger me while I wank him….I’m getting myself all turned on thinking about tonight…..
I thought about uncle Ted and mom. I would love to know how long this has been going on with him and mom. Maybe Randy can fill me in. That night mom and dad went next door to visit the neighbors. That was good, because they all would drink and come home late. I watched them leave out my upstairs bedroom window. I put on just my robe and headed for Randy’s room. His lights were out except for the computer screen. I locked the door behind me. He was standing against the wall waiting for me in his robe. His hand came out and then mine. He pulled me to him with a hot kiss and a tight hug.
It was like lighting a fire. We were free to be together for a while. I had to get him over to the computer to hide that file….but his hand found my pussy and mine found his boner. I got dizzy as his kisses took my air away. I slowly moved us over to the computer. We sat in the two chairs close. My hand on his boner and his finger rubbing my wet slit.
We stopped so he could the show pictures. He put them on auto-show, then back our hands went to feel between our legs.
It started off with pictures of me. I stopped him. I pulled out of my robe pocket a blank disc. “Here, put all the pictures on this disk, then we can hide it in a safe place. While he did that we watched the computer fill the disc. He checked the disk, all was there. He erased the computer pictures. We now watched the disk.
I ask him about mom and uncle Ted. He smiled and clicked on their file. He said is was fate that he got pictures of them. He was just trying out his camera when he caught them having oral sex. We watch them together this time. His finger in my wet pussy and my hand jacking him. The sheer risk of doing this was such a turn on. Our hearing was on high in case mom and dad came home early. Our true feelings for each other were coming out and I wanted to get naked with him and let ourselves go with it.
Now the pictures of me he took. He explained how his camera could slip through a door barely open. Under a door, around a corner and in low light. Picture after picture of me almost naked or completely naked turned him on. They intern turned me on. We were getting hotter and hotter watch them. It built up and he stopped the disk.
He turned to me and we kissed and slowly drifted to the floor. He got on top of me and with our robes open our bodies meshed together with bare skin touching. I was in a new dream world of lust for my own brother. My legs came up and around him. His boner rubbed my pussy and my clit came alive with feelings from it.
We just went for it. I felt the head of his boner slip in my waiting pussy. I trembled as the real thing was happening. He felt so good in me as we began slow fucking. His warm body on me was so heavenly as we fucked faster and faster. Our tummy’s started slapping together as we built up to a brother sister cum. So taboo and exciting. I pulled on him in a heated sexual rush to get what I wanted. We held on tight as a burst of joy hit us. He shot cum in me so strong it made me climax instantly. Our bodies meshed together in the ecstasy of it all. Pulling our joy in tight together. We tried to be quiet, but the sounds just came out. I loved the feeling of my legs pulling on his legs and driving him deep in my pussy. He kept shooting cum with hard bursts in me. I moaned and jerked with every shot…….
I was in another world with him.
—–
….I tried to wake up. I was in my bed naked. My legs spread wide apart. My pussy was soaking wet. My small night stand light was on. Standing over me was Randy on my bed strattling me naked. He was smiling big with his camera in hand. He whispered: (“…ooooo I got some killer shots of you sis, you’ll like them…”) I managed a spent smile. I pulled him down to me and kissed him passionately…..I wrapped my legs around him to which his dick slowly slipped in my pussy…. again……

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Wet melodies – A bad craving

Hello again, I decided to try a different point of view, hopefully it’ll be different from what I’ve written and add a new zest that you’ll like~
*note: I do not condone forced sex in any manner, it’s just used as a fantasy here that should stay that way*
With that, enjoy!

True Story

A day at the farm Pt. 2

If you want a blowjob add me on facebook Jenna La-Rou.
I woke up on my farm. It was a beutiful morning, and i decided i would go for a ride. I put yoga pants and a halter top. I skipped the underwere. Yoga clothing made me look so hot guys told me. My pants were tight and made my ass look great. The halter top showed my d cups nicely, i applied my make up and curled my blonde hair. I began my ride. The sadal and the horse gave me an amazing feeling. i could feel and orgasim building. I had an idea. i rode bak to the farm house.
In one story i had read on this very website a girl glued to dildos on a sadal and rode naked, i decoded i would try it. I grabed two dildos from my drawer and found an old sadal. I craxy glued the dildos on. once i was in a field I took of my top and my pants and put them in a sadal bag. It was very akward trying to get onto my newly created dildo sadal. I finally was stratiling the dildos. I began to lower my self on to them. “ohh Mmm” i moned as i lowered my self onto the dilsod. I pulled the rains and my horse began.
“OH OH OHHH MHMMM YESSS” i was moaning and shouting now. I felt a massive orgasim building now. “MMMM” hear it comes i thought. Within a second I had a massive orgasim. I had three more smaller orgi. Than my legs gave out. I had no control over my legs. For some strange reason my horse picked up speed, he turned down and old country lane. He was in full pace. The old lane wond around, it had hills, bumps and ditches. My horse would hit a bumb and end me strainght in the air. Than i would go crashing down on the dildo.
My horse hit a ditch and sent me in the air again. I came crashing down
on the dildos this time the second one got ramed up my ass. I ograsimed again before the horse troted into a feild. I slid off the horse and landed in the field, i passed out, i was so tierd.
I woke up my horse still standing beside me. I began to pet him. Damn i felt so horny from my ride. my legs were still very tierd. I had never given this horse a blowjob. The horse i had was one of the biggest breed, a belgian. I began to rub my vag, than i put my scent under his nose. I looked at his underside, I noticed his member groing. i began to rub it slowly. Is dick fully grown was about the length of my arm. “shit” i said, it was the largest dick i had ever seen.
I stuck the first inch in my mouth. my mouth was streched as far sa it could be. I began to take more of it. Soon i was deep throating the horse. My throat muscils pulling the cock down towards my stomach. Soon i was barly able to breath. Than he shot the largest load into my mouth. I tried to swallow all of it, it was the best tasting cum ever, but i was barly able to, it was like a continual stream of cum.
“that was beutiful jenna” I froze, “its Joe”. I turned around. I must have looked terrible. I was bare naked and there was horse cum all over my body and in my hair. “Hi Joe.” i said. “listen i saw what you did, it was super hot, and that dildo saddle nice idea, listen do you wanna fuck him?” Joe asked. Me and joe go way back, when i was 14 joe tough me how to ride a horse, Joe had been a farmer his whole life, his wife died 3 years ago, Joe never told anyone how she died. I walked over to Joe’s barn with my horse and joe. Once we were in the barn, Joe began to talk, “I have two great dogs that would love to fuck a women, they havnt fucked a girl since my wife died” i hadn’t fucked a dog yet so I said yes.
Joe moved the a table up to the horse so that it was inder the horses belly. I did the same thing i did when i gave the horse a blowjob. I rubed my vag and put it up to his nose. I cralwed buck onto the table and began to stroke my stalions member. Within a minute his cock was rock hard. I began to inch closer to him. Slowly i gegan to slide up his shaft.
“ohhh my hs so big, he streching my pussy wide open” he was to, it was as streched as it could be. Once he got 1/4 of it in i had my first orgasim. “OH MY FUCKKKKKING GOD FUCK” i screamed as i climaxed. With my orgi the horse picked up his thrust speed. Soon half of his cock was inside my vagina, i could feel his head hiting deep into my womb. All of a sudden i was off the table. “FUCK FUCK FUCK YEEESSS” i had another one. He started gong harder. I relized that if he didnt cum soon and i did he would go as hard as he could and would ri through my who reproductive system and i would die. “JOE JOE HOW LONG TILL HE CUMS” i screamed give him a sec. But before i could i blacked out.
I woke up on the table with a pool of horse cum around me i was still under my belgian cart horse. “joe how long was i out for?” i asked, “just a second, you ready for the dogs?” he asked. “Yes” i said. “than give me a second” he left the barn to get the dogs.
John returned with two dogs, “now you know what happens when a dog has sex right” “yes the dog forms a knot so that the seman can stay in the vagina long enough to impregnat the bitch” i replyied, i had read many stories were the dogs fuck girls and the knot is formed. “Good the first dog is my german sheppard” john told me. I got on my hands and knees, in the doggie sex posision, I felt his wet nose begin to sniff my cunt. Than i felt a toung slip in. “Ohhh mmm” i said. I began to moan softly. Then the sheppard was ready. He got onto my back and mounted me. His penis missed my cunt and he started pumping in my ass. He pulled out relizing he had missed. He mounted me again this time he hit his spot. He began to pump hard. “ohhh ohhhh yesss” i began to push back on his throbing cock. It had to be 10 inches long and 4 inches thick. I could feel his knot moving up my vagina. “OHHH JEEZ THATS FUCKING GOOD” i shuddered as i had a orgi. Soon his knot and penis was in my cervix. I felt his balls move close to his body and a seconde later i felt his hot sperm shoot into my womb emideatly after i had a masive orgasim, i colapsed and lay on the floor. We stayed like that for 5 minutes befor his knot shrank back down, he slipped out of my. Befor i could even fully recover the next dog began licking me. “he’s a great dane” i herd joe say. I had a orgi on his toung, i was so sensative at the moment. Right after my ogi the dane mounted me. The great dan’s prnis was huge it was about 12 feet long. “OH MY FUCK” as i had a massive ogasim I felt his knot moving up in my. “SHIT HES IN MY WOMB” i felt his not streching th opening of my womb 5 minutes later i was filled with doggie cum.
“Now my turn” Joe said. I was so tired and my vagina was so sensitive i came i his touch. He picked me up. His hands holding my ass i raped my legs around him. He pushed me up agains a wall. He began to thrust into me. “MMMMM im gonna cum” I said as i came. “how are you so fucking tight youve fucked two horse in your life, 2 dogs and multiple men.” As soon as he said that I came. Five minutes later he shot human seed into me. He let me go and i landed on the floor. I fell asleep in a puddle of dog joe and my cum.
The next day i woke up put on my clothing took my horse and left the sadddle at joes barn and rode back home

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Fantasm

Unnamed – Act 1, Scene 1

This was actually the first story I wrote for “Zoe”; she wanted to know more exactly what I was into. I tried to brutal it up to her expectations. Sadly, large parts of this story are missing; I’ll try to fill them in from memory.

Fantasm

Hagrid takes advantage of Hermione

This takes place sometime before OWLs, the Ordinary Wizarding Level exams in the fifth book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. These characters were not created by me, and are based on the characters created by J.K. Rowling.

Fiction

Queen Yavara: Chapter 6

So, I almost didn’t include this chapter for the rewrite, since it’s basically 6000 words of pure smut with no bearing on the actual plot until the end. I rewrote it so that there’s a bit of character development between the relentless pressing of bodies. Hope you like it. Leave feedback!

Sex Joke

Lesbians

Here are a couple of jokes for you guys, they are not my original work, but I thought they were funny. So please enjoy them.
Why do lesbians shop at Gander Moutain?
A: Because they don’t like Dick’s.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A lick-a-lota-pus.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are both going from San Francisco to New York who gets there first?
A: The gay guys, they had their shit packed the night before.
What do West Virginians like to do on Halloween?
A: Pump-kin
What do Cats and West Virginians have in common?
A: They both like to lick their PAWS.

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